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Morning Alice

👋

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the real feel

also good morning eris

ohayou

im awake early for some reason

waddup gays

shitposting on kiwifarms

i got up early too....gonna pass out again this is gay

ate food ✅

nutted ✅

ill probably nap later

tiem to slep

my eyes are stinging like fuck

try cumming in them

i already shot my load fam

but i'll try next time

my finger hurts

idk why

at work, cant nut here

fucking pussy

i jerk off at work all the time you fuckin lightweight

granted i have my own office

but still

i mean I have before...

I was in the navy, just sayin...

the amount of dicks and man butts I have seen is probably competitive for top place, although my setting is a different setting

probably

wow man twitter is ded

yeah deffo good time to slep

later

>girl i know breaks up with supposedly toxic guy
>fuckyeaheresmychance.jpg
>she had to do it because her parents dont want her dating anyone
>still being nice
>casually talking
>"im so sad, life sucks", etc.
>offer to talk to her ex about what happened
>whyamianiceperson.retard
>whatever, maybe this will pay off
>literally 2 days later
>"You dont have to talk to my ex anymore."
>what
>"Not when I have someone as amazing as (4/10 niceguy cuck)
>wtf

Why are women retarded?

I knew you were gonna edit that

:P

>install xcom 2 mods

>dont work

aaaaaaaaaa

Rip