Message from @malcomist

Discord ID: 578622722838495274


2019-05-16 16:28:52 UTC  

I ask myself this all the time

2019-05-16 16:29:09 UTC  

Have you ever tried

2019-05-16 16:29:17 UTC  

Sticking the key in your fucking belly button

2019-05-16 16:29:21 UTC  

So it doesn't get lost

2019-05-16 16:29:23 UTC  

you fool

2019-05-16 16:30:09 UTC  

Imagine being Jack, and thinking you're not a week away from a bullet in the brain 😚

2019-05-16 16:30:28 UTC  

My belly button isnt tgat big Chief

2019-05-16 16:31:34 UTC  

Well that's just unnecessarily cute lol.

2019-05-16 16:33:12 UTC  

I'm gonna need some verification on these claims

2019-05-16 16:33:16 UTC  

Youngest squanto

2019-05-16 16:33:23 UTC  

No belly button should be small

2019-05-16 16:33:31 UTC  

unless I deem it as such

2019-05-16 16:37:00 UTC  

Y'all ever just

2019-05-16 16:37:04 UTC  

get offered a boof pass

2019-05-16 16:37:08 UTC  

by some random fucker

2019-05-16 16:39:33 UTC  

Fuck I made it in

2019-05-16 16:39:41 UTC  

cumme

2019-05-16 16:39:51 UTC  

I can finally wat

2019-05-16 16:39:52 UTC  

cummy

2019-05-16 16:39:54 UTC  

Eat

2019-05-16 16:40:07 UTC  

Y'all fucking retards wanna see my.birb

2019-05-16 16:40:13 UTC  

birbb

2019-05-16 16:40:13 UTC  

Fuck yeah

2019-05-16 16:40:18 UTC  

BIRB TIME

2019-05-16 16:40:23 UTC  

Birbs are a gift

2019-05-16 16:40:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489003669493121031/578622836504264704/IMG_20190504_121858.jpg

2019-05-16 16:40:35 UTC  

mien birb

2019-05-16 16:40:44 UTC  

Birb

2019-05-16 16:40:48 UTC  

Good birb, pet birb

2019-05-16 16:40:49 UTC  

Good birb

2019-05-16 16:40:49 UTC  

not mine but i like em

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489003669493121031/578622900530053120/IMG_20190504_123329.jpg

2019-05-16 16:40:51 UTC  

we sold the cockatiel

2019-05-16 16:40:57 UTC  

my cinure bites

2019-05-16 16:41:08 UTC  

i have ti pay him off to bring him home and train him properly

2019-05-16 16:42:04 UTC  

also phoneposting rn ignore the quality of my texts

2019-05-16 16:43:08 UTC  

I know your pain

2019-05-16 16:43:14 UTC  

Also a cockatoo the birb lady owns

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489003669493121031/578623507051708445/IMG_20190423_205351.jpg

2019-05-16 16:43:19 UTC  

same

2019-05-16 16:43:32 UTC  

I type like a retard when phoneposting

2019-05-16 16:43:32 UTC  

her name is sweety and she's very nice

2019-05-16 16:43:48 UTC  

Retards stand strong on mobile