Message from @J.P.

Discord ID: 581582264924897281


2019-05-24 17:19:13 UTC  

That bot can suck my phoneposting pp

2019-05-24 18:58:51 UTC  

I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "cancelled" or "this is a bop," I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. I'm SO. FUCKING. HORNY.

2019-05-24 19:03:01 UTC  

Rag just wants to be force femmed

2019-05-24 19:29:07 UTC  

^this

2019-05-24 19:30:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489003669493121031/581564694163095567/IMG_20190520_234713.jpg

2019-05-24 19:34:54 UTC  

Oh

2019-05-24 19:46:19 UTC  

would u let KJU torture ur cock and balls?

2019-05-24 19:46:25 UTC  

I JUST WANT TO FUCK ART HOES

2019-05-24 19:46:51 UTC  

WHO WOULDN'T PAPERBAG HER AND BANG?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489003669493121031/581568817176772628/988ef8fecf01c9b659dde140da3913c8.jpg

2019-05-24 19:48:31 UTC  

Isn't that Holly?

2019-05-24 19:48:52 UTC  

Put bird seed in her ass and cum

2019-05-24 19:57:59 UTC  

It is

2019-05-24 19:58:12 UTC  

You know she loves to be degraded and thrown around and shit

2019-05-24 20:01:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489003669493121031/581572517098029101/astolfo.jpg

2019-05-24 20:06:50 UTC  

Because I browse the web while pooping, I've come to associate anime girls with fart smells

2019-05-24 20:06:50 UTC  

god you can't even figure out the reason why just shut up

2019-05-24 20:22:28 UTC  

Chinese bot

2019-05-24 20:22:33 UTC  

Dude

2019-05-24 20:22:41 UTC  

I bet Holly likes being choked with gorilla hands

2019-05-24 20:40:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489003669493121031/581582249988849686/D7V6h8KW0AEK-hP.png

2019-05-24 20:40:17 UTC  

eternal classic

2019-05-24 20:40:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489003669493121031/581582359347068957/D1JJIRZWwAAXJF_.png

2019-05-24 20:41:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489003669493121031/581582536468332554/Dyqf8wUWsAA_uXb.png

2019-05-24 20:41:56 UTC  

for those who dont know greggs is a bakers/sandwich/snack shop that is associated with the north of england and the working classes

2019-05-24 20:44:07 UTC  
2019-05-24 21:26:51 UTC  

"white olive oil" that sounds elegant

2019-05-24 21:40:56 UTC  

What sandwiches do they make

2019-05-24 21:45:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489003669493121031/581598754969485313/46888903_2058148147586131_1298307646447456620_n.jpg

2019-05-24 21:45:57 UTC  

horrible shit m8

2019-05-24 21:46:12 UTC  

the eternal anglo strikes again with his mediocrity

2019-05-24 21:48:39 UTC  

he's in

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489003669493121031/581599471155150850/1547312806369.png

2019-05-24 21:50:44 UTC  

>get beta acesss to classic

2019-05-24 21:50:54 UTC  

>gets taken away because it was a visual bug

2019-05-24 21:51:16 UTC  

i'm happy to wait tbh I've played the fuck out of vanilla on private servers

2019-05-24 21:51:16 UTC  

no you're not

2019-05-24 21:51:25 UTC  

I'm in no rush whatsoever

2019-05-24 21:51:25 UTC  

lol in? again?

2019-05-24 21:51:36 UTC  

seriously panda

2019-05-24 21:51:38 UTC  

lmao

2019-05-24 21:52:47 UTC  

Fuck off bot I was in