they are really fucking relaxed and don't review shit even 10% as much as apple do

when i submit shit to google play its easy no worries they barely even look at it

when i submit shit to the apple app store its like being grilled by the CIA

this isnt even theory

if it has mic or cam access they wanna know why how where

All you need to do is sign the apk, right?

phones always listen to you

this has been demonstrated

wait til 5G, phone will be able to track your physiological responses and mind control you.

they wanna know security certifications they wanna know login encryption data

on google play they're like lol dude your app is published an hour later

Forced salivation as the McDonalds ad plays.

which explains why the play store is full of shit

5G beaming mcdonalds ads into your sleep

Sleep. Dream of McDonalds cheesebueger. Wake up. Take out $20 loan from McJewBank for the newest McDonalds Cheeseburber. Pay 700% interest.

its kind of a shame how the smartphone os monopoly happened

we laugh at blackberry and symbian os and palm etc

but at least there was variety

Sounds like an ancap paradise

We've got to stop 5G, we can't let ancaps run the world

owo

Bruh moment

5G towers will zap you with death rays if you try to damage them, its gonna be like some futuristic rpg

gonna need atleast level 3 armor to be able to approach towers. but once your defense is up they will be easy targets

Na dude, we're all going to look like ghouls from Fallout. The radiation is going to be crazy

way ahead of you on that

PEE PEE POO POO CUM CUM JIZZ JIZZ

BUTTCRACKS

@Schutz ur a pinky haha

uwu

My friend can play coontown on guitar

you can make more friends in the shrine

I used to play guitar but wasnt good at it, am retarded

:3 off to hollywood

My pp big

fuck your pl lol

hue

Jp wish you were still here

Bros

Bin bing wahoo

Pokemon sword and shield direct

Giant grookey

Where were you when JP was kill