Message from @J.P.

Discord ID: 585841852498968589


2019-06-05 14:23:57 UTC  

goddamn it niggers im still alive im just in miami ok maybe thats close to being dead but not quite there just yet

2019-06-05 14:24:24 UTC  

so hold off on the funeral....actually cancel the funeral keep the booze for the wake

2019-06-05 14:24:32 UTC  

we'll have a good piss up

2019-06-05 14:26:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489003669493121031/585836796819275826/IMG_20190604_175128.jpg

2019-06-05 14:29:59 UTC  

Broooos

2019-06-05 14:30:02 UTC  

Giant

2019-06-05 14:30:05 UTC  

Grookey

2019-06-05 14:30:21 UTC  

Coop pokemon raid battles

2019-06-05 14:33:37 UTC  

i maek funni tweet

I'm very tired goys

2019-06-05 14:33:37 UTC  

🆙 | **J.P. leveled up!**

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489003669493121031/585838646503014401/levelUp.png

2019-06-05 14:33:42 UTC  

thank you bot

2019-06-05 14:35:34 UTC  

my dudes i just cant fucking sleep

2019-06-05 14:35:34 UTC  

nobody cares about your dudes.

2019-06-05 14:35:43 UTC  

fuck off i care about my dudes

2019-06-05 14:35:44 UTC  

F

2019-06-05 14:35:47 UTC  

they are the best dudes

2019-06-05 14:44:49 UTC  

>be me on my week off
>first vacation in years even if work-related and work-paid mostly left to my own devices
>nice suite cool setup left alone first 3 days to be a sadboi in my suite and just cry and play gta vice city only stopping to fap or eat garbage from uber eats
>day 4 massive email about shit that makes me wanna jump off the balcony

NEW PROJECT JP

WORK OUT THE DETAILS IN MIAMI IN YOUR SPARE TIME JP

380 PAGE DESIGN DOCUMENT TO READ EDIT AND APPROVE

2019-06-05 14:44:53 UTC  

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2019-06-05 14:45:38 UTC  

<:thonkhang:540538437904891934>

2019-06-05 14:46:09 UTC  

the fucking design document was thrown together by what i can only assume is a literal retard who doesn't even work in my office

2019-06-05 14:46:22 UTC  

the whole thing is gonna have to be nuked and redone

2019-06-05 14:47:27 UTC  

F

2019-06-05 14:48:54 UTC  

Wuz gunna take pictures of cool art deco architecture maybe bang some holes

maybe even finish vice city because i appreciate the irony of completing vice city in miami the city that inspired vice city

2019-06-05 14:49:00 UTC  

i've dreamed of coming here

2019-06-05 14:49:15 UTC  

only to get depressed for 4 days then get lumped with a pile of work

2019-06-05 14:55:23 UTC  

2019-06-05 15:00:16 UTC  

<:SataniaSpoopy:495069031037141002>

2019-06-05 15:00:29 UTC  

Nope

2019-06-05 15:02:43 UTC  

I mean wish you were in la for the meetup

2019-06-05 15:03:15 UTC  

lol, F

2019-06-05 15:03:41 UTC  

gotta piss

2019-06-05 15:10:44 UTC  

**Yukiboo** Left... :'(

2019-06-05 15:11:50 UTC  

gayyyyy another week ass nigga bites the dust

2019-06-05 15:13:41 UTC  

That was quick

2019-06-05 15:34:08 UTC  

I cum quick

2019-06-05 15:34:12 UTC  

Guys

2019-06-05 15:34:17 UTC  

I'm going to Moom's house

2019-06-05 15:34:17 UTC  

do it lol nobody cares

2019-06-05 15:34:21 UTC  

I'm gonna beat her up

2019-06-05 15:34:21 UTC  

no you're just being gay again

2019-06-05 15:34:27 UTC  

Also shut up fagbagbot