Bros I want a kid

best thing that'll ever happen to you man

I have zero regrets

Just seeing the joy of getting a happy meal toy

That is precious

My vote is bear becomes support slut for sword and shield

fuck your vote lol

I'll be the Chad heavy hitter

wut

Look at them mountains

But <@&489004457007513601> the new pokemon game has multiplayer raids

4 man raid encounters

wat

thats neat

You gotta get a bing bing before release

```bing bing``` idk what that means

<@&489004457007513601> buy me a switch

It's a switch

who cares?

A bing bing wahoo is a switch

Eris cant buy bing bing wahoos

i dont understand your gibberish

i seen you understand

Eris needs to buy me a bing bing wahoo

I'll go on a date with her ugly friend if she does it

when you play mario

it goes bing bing wahoo

thus the switch is the bing bing wahoo machine

ok i see now, i thought it was something he made up about the controllers popping on and off

which would suck cause the budget switch wont have removeable controllers, so poorfags wont get to know about that

u-uuuwaaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwendu do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie ~!!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get fagpreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can i getsies a boibortion? ÓuÒ c-can i pay my boinecologist with my boipucccwie-wucie? O////< p-perhaps i c-could offer him my tasty boimilk ;3 o-or m-maybe i'll ask if he will accept a pint of my sticky boisyrup instead UwU

This massage machine keeps sticking something up my ass bros

Wtf

I think this thing is trying to milk my prostate

You think that because ur a dummy

It wont let me take my legs out

Bros they are taking me away

Ahhhhh

The flying police is stealing my semen

Ahhh bros save me ahhhhh

No nurse not the milker

Saw an irl tranny