A lot of people I know got those jobs while they were hanging out here as a tourist too

@Eris HOLY SHIT, so theres a ling who killed 60% of the station (violent grab stuns you so he chopped our heads off instantly, 1v1 a ling is impossible) so they sent an ERT team.... the link literally killed 5 ERT soldiers at once by stun batonning them LMFAO, centom sent a message calling them embarassing apes

https://gyazo.com/41f41ef3c0704fa55240187c9d97e48d

HAHAHAHA, and the lings got on the escape ship so centcom spawned all the ghosts as a syndie drone on centcom recovery ship, and one of the drones dropped a ton of bombs and blew centcom up, so none of the lings won because they didnt "escape" (cant evac when the evac point is gone <:Think1:338382764154028042> )

@Eris

This kind of shit makes me want to play ss13 again

@i dunno https://gyazo.com/51ceb2c6d4892b7a1eb7a5dab4172228

i was never a traitor, legit

but it says i was

didnt even have objectives, but hey, i survived

@㊀㊁㊂㊃㊄㊅㊆㊇㊈㊉ lings are 2 robust

Last time I played I got kidnapped by some kind of cult and we summoned a demon Lord or something and took over the station. The whole time I had no idea what the fuck was going on

I thought it was larping until we opened a portal

lmao

Uh

No

oh

m-me neither

<:thonking:542849561484329010>

I had a friend that wanted me to get into ss13, but I never did. He killed himself a few months ago after he found out his wife cheated on him.

Maybe I should get into ss13.

That was fucking grim

bruh

ok niqqa

https://twitter.com/TheAngryApe1/status/1143761851962077184

Broment

Bros fucking fuck bros fucking fuck me oh fuck

Broment

What up Rag

https://gyazo.com/91b73e23656f924ca438f560e1a3a65b

YEET
i became friends with the curator, and convinced him to escape on a pod together with me, of which i rammed his ass with an esword
epic

https://twitter.com/Picky_Nyki/status/1143967269095137281

"you dont even need a visa to work in UK if your a refugee"
do i look like a fucking refugee you dumb nigger?

how'd you get the slime core

@Eris chamleaon kit and agent ID to enter xenobiology as a scientist, and i just grabbed one of the slimes and blended it

ez

my very next round i was a tot again but i did a complete redtext because i had to steal two very high security items + another tot killed me

pls no more talking about your very

based

my favorite tator item is the chameleon projector

nobody wants to hear about your favorite.