Every1 on thus server does

Fact

Ur either a megafag here or becoming one if ur here

yeah eithetlr for sure

ur dingdong

maybe, but ur gay

Yupp

I agree w bot

Aww, I thought it would do the thing.

What thing?

The other response

Try again

ur dingdong for sure

nobody is dingdong

lel

Ur mom is

what does it even mean to be mom?

I'm dingdong.

you're not dingdong. shut up

Lol

Faggot

Listening to nyanners cover of gucci gang rn

I'm sleepy. Might head out for the night.

lol sleepy.? again?

Nyanners is great, though.

Yup

Shes the best female

Well

As far as we know

Havent seen her nude

Yet

Sleepy is life

Nice, chandelier is funny

SLEEPY

IS

LIFE

Sleepy is love

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

never gonna happen

what the shrek

you're a shrek