or Good morning? <:woah:489012592354787329>

@Eris k-k-k-kisses @Bear :$
https://cdn.weeb.sh/images/r10UnpOPZ.gif

@_alex_#8974 ok so run me through how you would flirt

Oh he left lmao

People like that are a disgrace

*complains about no gf*
Hey, here's some advice on how to fix that
no im sad :c

@Eris <3

Always a shame, it's a self defeating cycle when you give up

Always important to know when to cut and run, but never starting isnt a good thing either

@.@

Mornyan fren Shay

Morning! ^^ hope you're well

Hello

I complain about no gf because I know I need to conquer my shortcomings

And I like attentio

Like a puppy :)

RAg is a good boy

I won a shirt for being a chad drinker

4 vodka lemonade

i was wondering why my internet bill was 3 times higher then normal, turns out my ISP managed to tack on $45 for "TV" that i never asked for.

I did call customer service and the guy on the phone was really nice and got the service canceled and gave me credit for what i paid back, so i wont be paying internet bills for the next two months, so its not all bad, i basically just paid my bills in advance

Very epic

This post is why I’m smiling wide in public

Folks will wonder why I’m smiling, maybe a loved one said something nice or I saw a meme

https://www.history.com/news/the-man-who-survived-two-atomic-bombs

> nuke: exists
> this man: im going to end this bombs whole career

What a legend

you're a legend

“Ah shit here we go again”

doggo next door is awoooing very hard

Awoo hardet

Assert dominance, create the pack

his humans wont let him eat a snek

and he REALLY WANTS TO

my dog does the awoo noise when I get home and he is happy.

your dog is gay lol

My dog makes tiny little yipping noises.

My dog makes tiny little yipping noises.

nobody wants to hear about your dog.

Whomst would like steam coupons, i got steam coupons

https://gyazo.com/0e10dcc011cef73068e6d29db645e5f4.gif

>Just woke up from cat nap
>Didn’t see .gif
>Trip balls and scream