Like Eris

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bruh

Muh sister keeps trying to steal my clothes now v.v

I recently met a cute boy

3 months younger then me

did you smash the bussy

Your avatar fits the aura your statement radiates

i tend to take on the personality of my avis

terrifying

"MISTER DION MISTER DION, DID YOU SMASH THE BUSSY?"

Lol

No not yet

ambitious

U dont just bang on the first meeting

unless

ur un cultured

I did however find out

he has a sissy cage

powerful

get his key

go to his house to play videogames

find it

and steal it

and then blackmail him

What the fuck

hot

Nice lmao

Sounds like the start of some spicy doujin

god i wish that was me

I mean

I am not actually together with him

but

i do try and flirt with him

you will be once you steal his key

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

maybe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu76sm4HuLE

MODERN CRUSADERS FOOOOOR LIIIIIIFEEEEE