<@&489004457007513601> since you're in the know. How far down the ugly tree is Rag? What is he at on a 1-10 scale of unfuckableness.

dun dun duuuun moment of truth

Im fuckable

you're not fuckable. shut up

lol

Not like this

Eris would let me pin her down

Guaranteed

My complexion is literal lotr elf tier

I prefer the word from the horse's mouth on this matter

Ewww elves

Absolutely disgusting

The suspense awaits

I am pale and beautiful

The suspense thickens

With flawless skin

And likely has something else >_>

As seen in every pic

But you're green though in every pic we can see

Basically one step away from an orc

green is baeutiful

Which would be rad, but not fuckable

I look like a white version of this

Feels vad man

Thats me as a trap

Jamie lighten the skin on that

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I can leg press 1k

1k what?

1k grams?

Lbs

Pounds

Since I haven't even seen a gym since I was 17 I don't know whether I believe you or not

I used to box

My teeth are semi fucked up bc of it

Yeah, boxing is rough. I can attest to it. I did a little bit of it when I was taking KunTao Silat classes.

Getting my Senior year P.E. credit was fucking rough

Eris am I fuckable