Ewww elves

Absolutely disgusting

The suspense awaits

I am pale and beautiful

The suspense thickens

With flawless skin

And likely has something else >_>

As seen in every pic

But you're green though in every pic we can see

Basically one step away from an orc

green is baeutiful

Which would be rad, but not fuckable

I look like a white version of this

Feels vad man

Thats me as a trap

Jamie lighten the skin on that

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I can leg press 1k

1k what?

1k grams?

Lbs

Pounds

Since I haven't even seen a gym since I was 17 I don't know whether I believe you or not

I used to box

My teeth are semi fucked up bc of it

Yeah, boxing is rough. I can attest to it. I did a little bit of it when I was taking KunTao Silat classes.

Getting my Senior year P.E. credit was fucking rough

Eris am I fuckable

Should I an hero

Fuck

Im ugly bros

Course not

Money buys women fool

Look at Weinstein

Being ugly doesn't mean you should an hero

There is only one circumstance where an heroing is acceptable

And that is if you're terminally ill and a cure or treatment can't possibly be developed and got to you before it kills you

Then you can have a choice on if/how/when you want to go out

Otherwise, no, it's not okay