Literally the worst colour

GREEN GANG

G/

G/U

KYS

Sorry but green is g for gay

Blue is kinda gay too cause its played by control fags

GREEN

TOKEN TRIBAL

PLUS

BLUE MILL

Woah

doesnt have to be mono, just has to be whatever color your commander is

i quit mtg but i played heavily for a decade lmao

Esper zombies bitches

if i play esper i play sharuum

cause im not fun

I haven't been able to have a good mtg night with friends in like a year and a half

Ah i'm running Varina, my deck is worth more than my car

oh alot of people play in vegas, i quit cause wwotc pisses me off

wotc*

I like small local tournaments but I would usually just hang out with some guys from school and we'd play for a couple hours

when i had it my sharuum deck was like....9k? all foiled with promos included. but it was before master pieces. and some of it went up. would be like 11k now.

I would like to be able to do that again but I don't know anyone who plays edh anymore

can i watch?

i miss when transmute artifact was 2 dollars lmao

gaynet you can watch me put my dick in your mouth

Ah my car is shit so my deck being around 400-500 was a lot

Completely serious if y'all downloaded Xmage we could all play mtg and bull shit in VC l

das gay tho

Sad

pls stop consuming ur own nut eris

what’s up piss

turn!

PLAY FOREST TAP LLANOWAR ELVES PAS

PLAY FOREST TAP and LLANOWAR ELVES PLAY BRAMBLEWOOD PARAGON

Hello piss

Pls be fake

its a penis

So, these parents are not only out of touch with reality, but the mere mention of their own genitalia causes them mental distress, and they're seen fit to have kids, and be parents, and transfer their warped views onto their children. Wtf.

It's not even that they're trans, why the fuck is their toddler curious about *their* genitals?