>tfw you prefer 4th of July to Christmas

clearly starts november 1st

as is tradition

Hallo

henlo

Christmas

Need to buy my grandma a Christmas present.

I like to get these out of the way early.

Im exempt because Im Chad

no you're not. Stop lying, fag.

Fuck you bot

I de escalated a fight today

How

Through pure intimidation

You masturbated in front of them?

I told him if he laid a hand on me again I would break his wrists

Some drunk native

powerful

Gay

He followed me all the way home

Told him he better keep walking while his legs still worked.

You should be the quiet awkward kid, so when you do get mad people are frightened and shocked. If you're the guy who always yells, people aren't shocked by your yelling.

Thats why he was scared

Its a common tactic

ur a common

you should fuck him into submission

I always speak softly

walk softly and have a big dick

When I want attention I raise my voice

Speaking softly means people are forced to listen

ye

Which means they will understand what you are saying instead of just agreeing since they are forced ino it

Whenever I shake my key chain my cat always comes running.

It's more effective than calling her.

Or even shaking food

She loves key chains.

For all of you trannies

if you find yourself alone on a street

Dont do the stupid key trick