Message from @Jokerfaic

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2020-03-02 05:49:03 UTC  

Which takes going to a few special places

2020-03-02 05:49:11 UTC  

Well googling it makes it easier

2020-03-02 05:49:18 UTC  

But I did it without googling the first time

2020-03-02 05:49:35 UTC  

The only problem was the game was incomplete and it took like 24 hours of playtime or so to do it the second time

2020-03-02 05:49:38 UTC  

unless the lazy rich cunts are gonna mod me in some actual defensive options, I don't see how

2020-03-02 05:49:58 UTC  

You basically learn to have your heart racing all the time, duh

2020-03-02 05:50:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/683913999162540053/1577723494714.webm

2020-03-02 05:50:05 UTC  

yeah, fuck that

2020-03-02 05:50:07 UTC  

There are some defensive options, like the sea moth has a stun feature later on

2020-03-02 05:50:23 UTC  

and you can ram shit with the cylops, and also you get the stasis rifle

2020-03-02 05:50:31 UTC  

Oh and the mods do have a laser rifle lol

2020-03-02 05:50:39 UTC  

I played it with mods, is pretty cool to use a laser rifle

2020-03-02 05:50:48 UTC  

ram shit, because getting closer to these fucking giant monsters sounds like a great idea

2020-03-02 05:50:58 UTC  

oh yeah, it's a lot of fun, but I did lose one cyclops

2020-03-02 05:51:00 UTC  

it exploded

2020-03-02 05:51:05 UTC  

lol

2020-03-02 05:51:06 UTC  

every now and again your submarine explodes

2020-03-02 05:51:10 UTC  

>anhero pods

2020-03-02 05:51:10 UTC  

But otherwise it's pretty cool

2020-03-02 05:51:30 UTC  

You basically get in a submarine and run like hell, ram shit

2020-03-02 05:51:34 UTC  

so this supposed submarine I've never seen also isn't safe

2020-03-02 05:51:37 UTC  

yeah, fuck this game

2020-03-02 05:51:42 UTC  

God, I genuinely hate the notion that one day zoomers are going to be old and crotchedy and be complaining like "When I was your age a suicide pod meant eating a detergent packet!"

2020-03-02 05:51:42 UTC  

Stary close to the surface of the water and then fly out of it

2020-03-02 05:51:51 UTC  

Jesus Christ.

2020-03-02 05:52:12 UTC  

Your goal is supposed to skip across the water and then when you are chased by monsters you land on them and scare them away

2020-03-02 05:52:20 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/683914567465697313/Arby_n_The_Chief__Youre_poor__quote.mp4

2020-03-02 05:52:29 UTC  

Then you get out, some distance away, swim over to it, and then get close to it with a knife and slowly stab it to death

2020-03-02 05:52:37 UTC  

In their attempt to make it a pacifist game they just made it more brutal

2020-03-02 05:52:48 UTC  

it's the most metal game ever, you end up stabbing this leviathin like 100 times until it's dead

2020-03-02 05:52:52 UTC  

I'm playing through doom 2016 on ultra-nightmare

2020-03-02 05:52:54 UTC  

it's pretty cool

2020-03-02 05:52:56 UTC  

>pacifist
did they actually fucking say that?

2020-03-02 05:53:00 UTC  

Yes lol

2020-03-02 05:53:13 UTC  

ok, now I need their home address and the location of the heaviest dictionary on earth

2020-03-02 05:53:13 UTC  

But instead it's more brutal, you end up having to fucking stab everything to death and kill it with your bare hands and then eat it

2020-03-02 05:53:16 UTC  

it's pretty cool

2020-03-02 05:53:27 UTC  

unitentionally the most metal game of all time

2020-03-02 05:53:35 UTC  

yeah subnautiva devs are outspokenly anti gun thus the lack of defensive options as you say

2020-03-02 05:53:38 UTC  

You can cheat though by freezing it in space

2020-03-02 05:53:45 UTC  

and then fucking stab it