It wouldnt last long

They've been opining for war since 2016 lol

Contrary to leftist fantasy dildos and bongs are not effective combat tools

@Tiberius exactly, they're currently building a baseball stadium. Because they want their own team. But "they're oppressed by the white man" fuckers are richer than 90% of town. So some rich af potato farmer bought the field next to the stadium site to prevent them from just pushing people out via development. Said he'd put it in a trust with a caveat that if it's ever sold to the tribe ownership reverts immediately to his family.

I mean, if the dems want civil war i'm all for it, I know who has all the guns and food.

Like I said

It would last an afternoon

all we have to do is take controll of all the Starbucks and we win right?

The only armed support the dems have would be either shipped in from overseas or local lefty sheriffs and police commissioners

You say that, but the penetrator from saints row would actually be a pretty effective bludgeoning weapon

Let’s be real, the only reasonable offense the left has would be to cancel militia groups on Twitter

National guard, military, and the vast majority of police and sheriffs are right wing in california

I hadnt even mentioned the myriad of ex military and paramilitary militia groups in california numbering in the tens of thousands

I wouldn't discredit them so rapidly... lest we forget their attacks on ICE facilities. Like the failed 'hero' who tried to firebomb one of them

A 4.5'x8" dildo on a bat. I could see it breaking bones

Not to mention oathkeepers from every corner of the states rolling in

He faced no armed opposition tho

Till the cops showed up and he got gunned down

He kinda did at the end. Got ripped

Didnt manage to even tag any of the officers

Cause ice is getting cucked constantly

yah, the only reason guns are the best weapons is because they have range and do the same dammage reguardless of your skill with them (so long as they hit)

In all seriousness tho, I'm treating them as a legit threat given how vocal and public they're about it along w/actual perps who have carried out attacks.

Then you have Shuan "the young turks think I am a legitimate journalist" king called him a fucking martyr

oh sure, treat them like a legit threat, but mock them at the same time.

The sad part is they think war is like MW/CoD

What they don't understand is the horror, costs not just on monetary value, but lives and to the survivors. It's like a fing game to them

the left doesn't like guns and don't train with them as a pass time.

Hence why they take fiction so literally

A few antifa have been

the left doesn't go out into the woods and camp for fun either.

What, 'glamping' doesn't count?! /s

I am confident in my ability to outshoot Antifa

@ARockRaider they do, but those are the actual hippy nature lovers. Generally pacifists

You'll be cancelled for using aimbot hax. Can you handle that?

going out with more then what you can carry on your back dosen't count

Most of those soifags havent even worked an actual day of hard real work in their lives

I know

that is true, there is more then one faction of "left"

@TheGhostAgent If only saying it would make it so

There is no battleye irl