Message from @TheGhostAgent
Discord ID: 651889164551192596
Dated a gal who lives in texas
oh there's a list
Amazing women. Split on mutual terms
rumpleminze is best mixed with equal parts jägermeister and ever clear
Pffft, come at me. I'm from NYC
@MoistBread do all your exes live in Texas?
the roads were planned by a schizoid, and most of them are pitted and shit.
Pretty sure w/e you got going on in Houston, NYC has it 100x worse
Nah. One lived in the Carolinas
At least you have roads
>doesn't drink it straight
light
weight
I've stopped the long distance game after the texas gal haha
the services are unproffessional as fuck
Our pot holes in NYC can fit titanic
especially health services
At least you have services
We have go call 1-800-I-Dont-Care
Everything is spread out over here in Florida
Need a car to get anywhere
and the people speak a fucking alien language that only sounds like coherent english
and if you don't understand what they're saying the very first time, you're obviously trying to start a problem
no, not even an accent, just demented phrasing and syntax
Well it's always a problem in NYC soooooooo
She was a wee thick
When you say wee thick...
Oh you guys were talking about accents
Haha
>wee thick
love me a shortstack
We talkin bounce thicc, cosplay thicc, or #HAES whale?
What's the difference ?
bounce + cosplay is 👍
HAES whale is WHY?!?!
mmm, snowbouncey bunny buns
Yeah costplay thick
Sorry cousins. Just had to plant this ~~American~~ UK flag here. 🇬🇧 @MoistBread
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Oof.
DEMOCRATS ENGAGED IN CORRUPTION?! SAY IT AIN'T SO!
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Shocking. This is my shocked face