Message from @TheGhostAgent

Discord ID: 651889533142564868


2019-12-04 20:53:23 UTC  

At least you have roads

2019-12-04 20:53:24 UTC  

>doesn't drink it straight
light
weight

2019-12-04 20:53:38 UTC  

I've stopped the long distance game after the texas gal haha

2019-12-04 20:53:45 UTC  

the services are unproffessional as fuck

2019-12-04 20:53:54 UTC  

Our pot holes in NYC can fit titanic

2019-12-04 20:53:56 UTC  

especially health services

2019-12-04 20:54:01 UTC  

At least you have services

2019-12-04 20:54:10 UTC  

We have go call 1-800-I-Dont-Care

2019-12-04 20:54:12 UTC  

Everything is spread out over here in Florida

2019-12-04 20:54:19 UTC  

Need a car to get anywhere

2019-12-04 20:54:25 UTC  

and the people speak a fucking alien language that only sounds like coherent english

2019-12-04 20:54:48 UTC  

? Thick Texan or something else?

2019-12-04 20:54:48 UTC  

and if you don't understand what they're saying the very first time, you're obviously trying to start a problem

2019-12-04 20:54:57 UTC  

no, not even an accent, just demented phrasing and syntax

2019-12-04 20:55:07 UTC  

Well it's always a problem in NYC soooooooo

2019-12-04 20:55:13 UTC  

She was a wee thick

2019-12-04 20:55:43 UTC  

When you say wee thick...

2019-12-04 20:55:49 UTC  

Oh you guys were talking about accents

2019-12-04 20:55:59 UTC  

Haha

2019-12-04 20:56:03 UTC  

>wee thick
love me a shortstack

2019-12-04 20:56:16 UTC  

We talkin bounce thicc, cosplay thicc, or #HAES whale?

2019-12-04 20:56:28 UTC  

What's the difference ?

2019-12-04 20:56:48 UTC  

bounce + cosplay is ๐Ÿ‘
HAES whale is WHY?!?!

2019-12-04 20:57:06 UTC  

mmm, snowbouncey bunny buns

2019-12-04 20:57:11 UTC  

Yeah costplay thick

2019-12-04 21:04:11 UTC  

Sorry cousins. Just had to plant this ~~American~~ UK flag here. ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง @MoistBread

2019-12-04 21:04:15 UTC  

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

2019-12-04 21:09:53 UTC  

Oof.

2019-12-04 21:10:08 UTC  

DEMOCRATS ENGAGED IN CORRUPTION?! SAY IT AIN'T SO!
***INSERT SHOCKED PIKACHU FACE***

2019-12-04 21:10:14 UTC  

Shocking. This is my shocked face

2019-12-04 21:10:20 UTC  

๐Ÿ˜ฎ

2019-12-04 21:10:35 UTC  

@Mersenne ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Glad we are related or this would be a decloration of war

2019-12-04 21:10:42 UTC  

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

2019-12-04 21:11:21 UTC  

It would be a decoloration of war ๐Ÿ˜…

2019-12-04 21:11:31 UTC  

โ€œDeclorโ€ all you want, we *declare* our dominance ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2019-12-04 21:15:22 UTC  

we would declare independence but leaving you to fight the eu would be cruel

2019-12-04 21:15:39 UTC  

Just out of curiosity... what would happen if Trump actually loses 2020?

2019-12-04 21:15:56 UTC  

depends on how he loses and who he loses to

2019-12-04 21:16:04 UTC  

We'll have to deal with higher taxes, certainly