Message from @Jokerfaic

Discord ID: 655102169761972224


2019-12-13 17:16:10 UTC  

<:thunk:462282216467333140>

2019-12-13 17:35:38 UTC  

>that fucking map
fuck, can't unsee

2019-12-13 17:36:30 UTC  

And yeah, funny how many unwinnable wars you encounter when you don't adhere to a coherent goal for victory and go the fuck home once you've accomplished it

2019-12-13 17:38:08 UTC  

afghanistan hasnt been conquered since like... genghis kahn bruh

2019-12-13 17:38:12 UTC  

its almost like "winning" was never the goal in the first place

2019-12-13 17:38:34 UTC  

its been like... since 1200 AD

2019-12-13 17:38:44 UTC  

thats the last time afghan was conquered bruh

2019-12-13 17:39:01 UTC  

its the mountains man

2019-12-13 17:39:02 UTC  

don't be dense, it wasn't about conquest

2019-12-13 17:39:33 UTC  

and also it was about wasting money of course

2019-12-13 17:39:53 UTC  

but still.. even if we did go in with max efficiency to win.. I doubt itd be successful and itd def not be worth it

2019-12-13 17:40:00 UTC  

it was 'alledgedly' about killing saddam, then it became about taliban, then it became about isis, and now that the supposed head of isis is dead, its going to become about something else

2019-12-13 17:41:05 UTC  

except by all accounts, by the goals our government 'claimed' to have, we're fucking victoriaous

2019-12-13 17:41:13 UTC  

wooo yay we own a desert now... yayyy... i guess

2019-12-13 17:41:17 UTC  

the only problem is, victory isn't what the government wants

2019-12-13 17:41:38 UTC  

we own a desert next to a buncha sandnigs.. woooooo

2019-12-13 17:41:45 UTC  

<:Doubt:588038713938804760>

2019-12-13 17:41:51 UTC  

you can't milk a one-and-done war for 20 fucking years, after all

2019-12-13 17:41:57 UTC  

fuc the middle east

2019-12-13 17:42:04 UTC  

im LIKE so. over it

2019-12-13 17:42:08 UTC  

what part of its not conquest isn't getting through to you?

2019-12-13 17:42:16 UTC  

im saying even if it was

2019-12-13 17:42:18 UTC  

thatd still be gay

2019-12-13 17:42:18 UTC  

you realise there are other goals in war than annexation of land

2019-12-13 17:42:21 UTC  

you do know this

2019-12-13 17:42:24 UTC  

that's not a question

2019-12-13 17:42:46 UTC  

even if we say the end goal is to occupy the land its still like... totally worthless land

2019-12-13 17:43:07 UTC  

and also this idea that we just kill sandnigs

2019-12-13 17:43:15 UTC  

and they dont come back <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-12-13 17:43:17 UTC  

no shit, which is why that's the one plate of steaming shit the feds won't even bother trying to serve us

2019-12-13 17:43:35 UTC  

the people don't WANT the middle east

2019-12-13 17:43:39 UTC  

want nothing to do with it

2019-12-13 17:43:42 UTC  

its like trying to stomp out.... a uh

2019-12-13 17:43:49 UTC  

highly resilient insect species

2019-12-13 17:43:53 UTC  

_cough_

2019-12-13 17:43:55 UTC  

yk

2019-12-13 17:43:57 UTC  

_cough_

2019-12-13 17:44:02 UTC  

but the feds seem to think "oh if we say the 'T' word enough they'll pipe down"

2019-12-13 17:44:49 UTC  

ye FBI: " TERRORISM TERROR arent you TERRIFIED? now can we buy more missiles pls... cuz I have stocks in the company that makes them so.... "

2019-12-13 17:45:01 UTC  

just like when they thought "oh, if we say the 'C' word enough they'll pipe down about Vietnam"

2019-12-13 17:45:18 UTC  

yeah, how'd that work out