Not Iran for long

Is that even the real White House in my profile picture or did the plane send me to a fake Washington DC

Depends on what you call the "real" Whitehouse, is it just the building that the president lives in. Or do you require it to be the original building?

Who knows!

Maybe it's just hallow

Perhaps the guard who is just out of the frame holding a rifle is a hologram

Easy to test, go and poke em

Wish I had some French fries to toss

Can you feed the guards like you would feed seagulls?

Nah, seagulls are easier to train

Honestly this whole Impeachment is a meme.

Does Nancy think she can keep the articles up til re-election?

Is impeachment still a thing? Pretty sure that was dead in the water months ago

Basically

Nancy is trying to use the sole power she has now in this situation to try to rig the trial.

The most she can do is refuse to put the articles forward to senate

Which means the impeachment is dead

It is alive and dead.

Schrodinger's impeachment

The best part is.

The Democrats think a Impeachment resolution can happen now.

Despite the fact that they haven't fully impeached the president.

Oh please don't say they think Iran starting shit is another chance to impeach

No.

They are trying to make the Senate do their part.

While not completing theirs.

What exactly do they think Senate's "part" is?

To hold the trial.

They just think they can rig the trial.

You can't hold a trial over things that aren't crimes

That's why Clinton didn't go to jail

Well they could still remove him from office.

Adultery is just uncouth, not a crime

The problem is that just isn't going to happen.

Clinton resigned, they didn't have the power to remove him

Uhhhh

The trial needs to happen and they need to be found guilty to remove them from office

Well the Dems are trying to use constitutional murky water to make their case more impactful.

The problem is that one article of impeachment is just DOA.

They think it's murky, it's pretty clear water actually. They just hate what they see there

Obstruction of Congress can't be nor should be decided by Congress.