Take out their W-2s

Show how much they paid in taxes.

And then cue the most ridiculous tax payer funded projects.

If they ever did that with great charmisa they might win an election.

Of course they don't WANT to win an election so that is okay.

Ron Paul was the closest they got.

Mitt should of paved the way to be honest.

Should of just stepped aside and let a real man won.

Would of been hilarious.

But that has to hurt for Obama that even though it was Mitt Romney, he still had a tough election.

Imagine if it was Obama vs Trump?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/682969582704525327/image0.png

I'm gonna take Things That Didn't Happen for $500

Like Jussie Smolett

(((Ebner)))

Lmao, just barely satire at this point

https://babylonbee.com/news/bernie-sanders-praises-slave-owners-for-providing-free-housing-for-slaves

you also forgot free food and health care

https://twitter.com/cnni/status/1233393636672446464

Local Commie Paper thinks that recycling is capitalist

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/678531385123667998/682985024240484352/image0.jpg

Euthanize all Pitties

https://www.wral.com/little-girl-mauled-by-homeless-woman-s-dog-while-giving-her-a-dollar/18981926/

Alexa play “Swamp Thing” by the Chameleons
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/virginia-senator-tim-kaine-endorses-joe-biden/2227294/%3famp

https://youtu.be/cgAZSTYup5o

You mean had dinner

https://birdsarentreal.com/

@Wizard_of_The_West Is that satire?

obviously

Is it obvious? People are fucking crazy

Since they are inventing quotes and interviews I'd be surprised if they genuinely believed it.

https://youtu.be/m8JFJh8Kknc

Well.... shit

"This may change soon, however. In 2016 President Trump announced that if he was elected, he will ‘build a wall between Mexico and the United States.’ You may believe the mainstream media and Trump’s lies when you hear that the wall will be designed to keep illegal immigrants out of the United States, but that is false. The ‘wall’ will actually be encapsulated with thousands of microwave guns- that can track any bird entering the United States and shoot it with harsh microwaves- which destroy the birds ability to fly- and will leave it deceased in under a few hours. I hope this does not shock you too much, after all- if you’ve made it this far In the reading, your entire view on this country has been totally reframed."

I think the last part is kind of wink and node that this is bs

Some smooth brains will probably take this seriously but w/e

Fuck this Clown Country

https://pluralist.com/alicia-clarke-somalian-refugee/49999

ah the stupidity defense

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/567136931746414603/683005588409679938/jamie_corbyn_20200130_4-1.mp4

https://twitter.com/MattWolking/status/1233448033234366469

Elder abuse

I'm telling ya he's either got first stages of Alz, or he's doing it on purpose because he wants out of this shit show.

I think it's ironic the CDC is saying "Lets not control this disease even though it's our job"

yeah, my dad was telling me that and I told him it makes sense if they are trying to spread the disease in an attempt to crash the stock market with fear.