Message from @notaglobe
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lol
nah orthodox ones you see sometimes
one sec
yee
i know
the ones with the curles
ye
oooo middle boy is chunky
yeah, the only jews that dress like that are orthodox ashkenazi ones, the outfit is based off really old Ukrainian fashion that they couldn't let go of
has nothing to do with Jewness
now you can make fun of the way they look without it being a hate crime, I'm giving you a jew pass
wheeey
so i can say that i just dislike ukrainian fashion
and it's cool
wait
yeah fuck em
is ashkenazi ukrainian?
i thought it was just general european jews
oh it is, I'm not sure how the black outfit thing spread
hey, if i say i'm jewish, who can stop me?
Technically Ashkenazi are just northern/central/eastern European jews, Sephardi are the Spanish and Portuguese ones. (Mizrahi are the middle eastern, but they still follow the Sephardi traditions i think)
well you can
but you'll have to evade the yearly foreskin check
damn that foreskin check
I have some scissors if you're committed enough
wait, isn't there some sucking involved after, my wife will not be happy
I'm gonna be 100% serious for a second
I have *no* idea what the shit's all about
the sucking or the cutting?
well
i mean
both technically
but the sucking specifically
something to represent the covenent with god
the cutting
why does it have to be my peepee tho
cus fu that's why
the sucking is because your holy dude is a freak
get god out of my peepee