Message from @spooky ducc
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So, talking about c0da?
Yes
See my eso character is for me and my personal continuity the progenitor of a bloodline that produced the hero of kvatch and the Dragonborn
However
Comma
*Problem.*
Marcus Sidonius Avidius married an Argonian woman. This is gameplay canon, as I married that character to a Dragonknight Argonian during my time playing ESO.
*So how does bloodline work*
Pretty sure there was at least one dragon break since
I initially joked that Marcus achieved CHIM and did it anyway because it’s CHIM I ain’t gotta explain shit
And then. Fucking Tzeentch told me something
I could just “go talk to Vivec and cash in a favor because Vivec is a master of Belly Magic”
I about had a full body breakdown trying to figure out what the fuck that noise meant
I'm sort of fine with TESO as a tes mmorpg, because it's set hundreds of years before Tiber Septim, so it can't ruin anything major (like the entire series) and essentially whatever the players do doesn't matter a bit because they're all dead in present time anyway <:smugon:512048583806025739>
As for c0da. C0da was drugs. Maybe it was because of the relatively short space, but I found the central story a bit meh. However, it was typical Kirkbride madness and most of the background shit in there was great. The cutting off hands. The resettling of the world to the moon and the gods coming (back) alive because literal Lorkhan's body. Classic Kirkbride.
Kek
It would be a bit hard to accept that as canon though.
I'm sure they'd regulate him a bit.
And Vivec did weird shit with Molag Bal
Yes
And Tzeentch proceeded to prove that Belly Magic was fucking canon
That type of shit is canon and it's one of the reasons why I'm in love with Morrowind
Using in game books
And I’m like what the fuck is belly magic
And it was dick wizardry
And Vivec is apparently deadass a dickgirl as well
Turns out locking a guy in a room with nothing but booze, cigarettes, amphetamines and a typewriter for two days yields amazing results
Morrowind lore / background is just 👌
So it dawned on me that the only way for Marcus and his Argonian wife to have a baby short of getting down and dirty constantly every day and trying to roll through the math and hope for a kid that isn’t stillborn
Is for a futanari pregnancy wizard to bite somebody’s cock and CHIM a baby into Marcus’s wife
And then you have Oblivion with almost zero intrigue and pretty sure negative amount of nuance where the main thing about the big bad is that he is big and red.
I’d take that simplicity over whatever the fuck C0da is
All this shit about zero summing and the like
Lol. Well, it's a conclusion of Vivec/Nerevar story, in an age where the world itself waits to be reborn. It makes sense lorewise but it's clear that it's more Kirkbride's project to finish it for himself rather than an attempt at TES lore
What I did like about Oblivion was that it was the one time when you weren't the guy who saved the world - you just did most of the legwork for him
Skyrim was a bit riven - on one hand, the main villain was sheet of paper levels of complexity, on the other, a bit of the timespace meta-fuckery came back with the concept of dragonborn and quite literal reality manipulation because you can yell out snippets of what is essentially it's coding language <:smugon:512048583806025739>
And I do like me some kirkbride-style meta-fuckery
Yeah that much was cool
I’m also convinced every player character Has CHIM
**~** is my proof