go back to snorting your cousins chromosomes

Bitch you joined chair force. All you served was lobster

@Thundermark I'm not the one crying because people were mocking me for not serving in a combat situation. Cry harder, Chairforce

also das juden

this is me. I look sexy

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck Go back to hiding under that blanket of freedom that I provided you <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

@Blaster Master ELLIOT ROGERS KUN

@Thundermark Go back to your desk job

Yes

That real branches provide*

@Thundermark more like the blanket of extra taxes AMIRITE

The supreme gentleman

GOTTA KEEP THE CHAIRFORCE SERVED WITH FILET MIGNON

HOW ELSE ARE THEY GONNA SIT BEHIND A COMPUTER SCREEEN AND BLOW UP VILLAGES

i can smell thundercuck's butthurt from a galaxy far far away

@𝕯𝖊𝖗_𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖗 And *your* service was... what exactly? That's what I thought, civvie

@Thundermark Lemme know when you've finally killed 1000 kids from 3000 miles away.

Its not like military personnel aren't paid a wage and pension, "the blanket of freedom" lol, get down from that high horse @Thundermark

we'll throw a party

Bitch please, army infantry and proud of it.

I am fucking Elliot Rodgers. Don't mess with me. I got a nice car

lol

@numbSKULLery_8f4812 no <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

oh lmao

elliot rogers can problem aim shotgun better than sergeant chairforce here tbh

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Fuck y'all civvies, grow some balls.
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Even the Coast Guard realistically does more to actively safeguard the nation.

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yes

the coast guard have an actual job

@Thundermark How do you feel about dying for Israel?

th national guard does not

and the chairforce does not

Nothing wrong with being in an admin position in the military, someone has to do it, but don't act all high and mighty about it

i think picking on the cost guard is a bit misguided

The air force does it sort of passively, I suppose, by having shiny things in strategic places.

Navy or gtfo

cnsidering they are the ones patrolling for drug and human traffickers

and saving people lost at sea

@Thundermark how do you feel, filling out forms and writing reports bro