@Papa John's Day of Reckoning Because he's arrogant, and even though he hasn't served in a combat situation and he sat at a desk and looked at sandpeople scribblings, he acts as if he did

Because the chair force is where you go if you want military benefits but don't want to actually do military things.

@Papa John's Day of Reckoning I wasn't an officer, if that's what you're implying

even worse

he wasnt a pilot

I was enlisted, 1N3X1

>I wasn't an officer
>I did intel

HAHA

so he definitely didnt do anything useful

DESK JOB

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck a very large majority of service members never see combat.

the only ones in the chairforce who did anything were the pilots

@Papa John's Day of Reckoning And yet, he's acting as if he's somehow better than us

and those are officer only

FYI I'm calling bullshit on thunder working for intelligence, you aren't allowed to talk about being in intelligence if you do, i know because i **almost** got a job at MI5 when i was in college, i got asked by my tutor because some MOD person came to the college looking for students who could fulfil the role, i wasn't allowed to even tell my family for at least 3 years or i could face prosecution

@Papa John's Day of Reckoning yes, that's... been the norm for a long time. Roughly about 10 support personnel for every 1 direct combat role - the latter needs the former to function

im glad you served our country by getting hemorroids

or did they provide you with a cushion too

@numbSKULLery_8f4812 not real intelligence

miitary intelligence

so not spy shit

maybe looking at pictures

from satellites

I'm not so sure we do; the non grunts around my units never did their jobs.

hemorroids is a serius danger to chairforce guys ngl

@Lucienne d'Anwyl military intelligence is an oxymoron

@Thundermark no, but in order to do anything in the military you have to go through brutal training and be dedicated to your country and I think that it is admirable to put yourself through such physical and mental torture to protect an ungrateful people

they get extra money for treatments

but I love all the civvies sucking grunt dick while the closest they've had to military experience was screaming about fucking each other's moms on CoD <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

@Lucienne d'Anwyl MI5 is national, MI6 is abroad

@2K He'll literally get muscle atrophy if he spends long enough in the chairforce <:sadgon:544640228166598657>

@Thundermark is that why we've all had your mom?

@Papa John's Day of Reckoning Thank you. *You* get it

@Thundermark You didn't even see combat, did you?

Why does the air force even exist? All the manly branches have their own internal aircraft operators.

@Papa John's Day of Reckoning the chairforce doesnt even have re training tbh

have you seen its memers?

300 lb land whales

This is lovely, but get back to the memes before Commando starts typing...

@Papa John's Day of Reckoning " but in order to do anything in the military you have to go through brutal training and be dedicated to your country"

And this is why pretty much *all* active military personnel/veterans regard each other as members of an extended family - one that we've *earned*