It's one small step for man

one, giant leap

for ass kind

I like my women how i like my hot chocolate, hot, with cream and covered in chocolate flakes

I like my women how I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Well licking melted chocolate off of certain parts of a womNs body is a fetish

first rule is bullshit mr genie

why can't i wish to die

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I like my women how i like my steak, beaten with a tenderizer, grilled and cut up

These parts are usually the feet btw

Or tits

@Lucienne d'Anwyl not the bean?

There is also the fetish of eating sushi off a naked woman

Thats where I'd put the chocolate

I like my women how I like my coffee, big ass titties

You don't want to put sugary foods anywhere near your vagina

Unless you're asking for an infection

A sad state of affairs

Ew sushi is gross, if i want to eat a vinegary fishy vag I'd go to the local docks

Sushi is fine tbh

Sushi IS NOT FINE

It also doesn't taste like vinegar

sushi is actually kinda bland

It smells like vinegar

What are you doing to your sushi to make it taste like vinegar

Use artificial sweeteners.

3 wishes.

I wanna be a girl
I wanna have a diabolical figure that only satan and slaanesh themselves could mould
I want a sustainable, 250,000 a year job working from home.

@Lucienne d'Anwyl i cook it because its FUCKING RAW

Y'know something I wonder at times? How many of us in this chat are virgins.

@Goddess Tycheget the sushi that has the mountains of toppings and sauce tbh

crap

i should've wished for telekinesis

that shit is fun

You can have cooked sushi

Protip, don't date white girls, they fuck dogs.

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> cooked sushi

Better than black girls