Message from @Steyr "Thick" Shotgun

Discord ID: 681004961135329321


2020-02-23 05:07:55 UTC  

Porn is about how you use it.

2020-02-23 05:08:09 UTC  

If it aroused you, and sexually gratified you, it's porn.

2020-02-23 05:08:15 UTC  

and you're a furry

2020-02-23 05:08:19 UTC  

Yrp

2020-02-23 05:08:35 UTC  

@NinjaQuick does that mean youre porn then <:ahegao:462286952335671296>

2020-02-23 05:08:42 UTC  

Does that mean I shouldn't have masturbated to all of those toaster assembly videos

2020-02-23 05:08:58 UTC  

I know it seems like a weird take on the definition, but it justified my addiction to bicycle chains amputating fingers porn.

2020-02-23 05:09:05 UTC  

I see I see

2020-02-23 05:09:14 UTC  

How does a bicycle chain amputate fingers?

2020-02-23 05:09:20 UTC  

It means you should put your dick in the toaster and stop being such a massive pussy watching from a distance

2020-02-23 05:09:27 UTC  

It doesn't go that fast and why would you stick your fingers in while you're riding it

2020-02-23 05:09:34 UTC  

I don't have a dick

2020-02-23 05:09:35 UTC  

If it's tight, and your finger reaches the sprocket

2020-02-23 05:09:37 UTC  

<:why:462286147473637407>

2020-02-23 05:09:56 UTC  

I'm more terrified of it when I'm working on my moto

2020-02-23 05:10:10 UTC  

Motorcycles don't have bicycle chains lol

2020-02-23 05:10:14 UTC  

Cause it's 1200cc and that chain is fucking terrifying when it's spinning.

2020-02-23 05:10:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/681004882794250291/a_b_s_o_l_u_t_e_l_y.jpg

2020-02-23 05:10:26 UTC  

They have motorcycle chains

2020-02-23 05:10:28 UTC  

Different

2020-02-23 05:10:35 UTC  

Dude you're asking how a chain can cut off fingers when i lost one to safety scissors.

2020-02-23 05:10:40 UTC  

How

2020-02-23 05:10:46 UTC  

Besides sheer incompetence

2020-02-23 05:10:56 UTC  

No, it was dumb clumsy.

2020-02-23 05:11:00 UTC  

How does someone older then four even get their hands knsafety scissors

2020-02-23 05:11:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/681005101850034210/image0.jpg

2020-02-23 05:11:16 UTC  

But I am lazy so I get the bike on the center stand, start it, put it in first and let it free spin while spraying cleaner on the chain, wiping it and then apply new lube.

2020-02-23 05:11:28 UTC  

You know what would be amazing ? If animes got the ok from English speaking bands to have a song as a op or end song

2020-02-23 05:11:40 UTC  

They di

2020-02-23 05:11:43 UTC  

All the time

2020-02-23 05:11:43 UTC  

While it's up I clean the wheel, brake and use a brush on the sprocket

2020-02-23 05:11:49 UTC  

Oh

2020-02-23 05:12:03 UTC  

Ergo proxy uses a song by radiohead

2020-02-23 05:12:05 UTC  

For example

2020-02-23 05:12:06 UTC  

And do a full teardown clean at the start of summer.

2020-02-23 05:12:15 UTC  

Lots of anime do other English songs

2020-02-23 05:12:19 UTC  

Jojo's is the clear one, with roundabout

2020-02-23 05:12:20 UTC  

I've heard the Beatles before

2020-02-23 05:12:20 UTC  

I lost about half of my upper third on my ring finger. To this day, despite partially growing back and retaining a normal nail is about a cm shorter.

2020-02-23 05:12:27 UTC  

"all the time" like 3 that I know of.

2020-02-23 05:12:42 UTC  

I'm pretty sure Drifter's OP was by an English speaking band.