Nice knives

truce, so we can beat the shit out of bernie sanders

Cryo is not a threat

Forgot this one

Just remember you were the Democrats

While you were out getting girls i was mastering the blade

@Cryrosphere
Which is your 2 favourite and why?

It’s hard to tell

I call it, the chode.

The gold one is definitely in number 2

no step

https://youtu.be/19Os804CPig

Maybe the machete is number 1

I remember getting scared during the night and putting that under my pillow

You don't have a gun under your pillow?

My dad feels as if you don’t need a gun if you feel safe

Which he does

Your dad is a fucking stepper

Stepper?

STEPPY BOY

HISS

>Want a gas guzzling 1969 dodge charger

Fml lads

I guess you like guns somewhat

are you gay if you use a silencer?

No.

Not if you’re in mi6

how is it gay to protect ones ears

I need it for hunting dont want to scare everything that might be around me <:smugon:512048583806025739>

Pure, unfiltered, sex.

Unfiltered sex made me laugh goddamnit

I thought i was better than that

I'm english, we're funny people

We turned our entire country into a punchline for a shitpost

I want a pickup truck

You took the joke too far

I too, wish to own a pickup.