What about giant flying spaghetti monster

https://ifunny.co/fun/N3wDJC5S7?s=cl

there you are

Wtf

You open your girls fridge

And you see that

What do you do

They've *Ben* waiting for you

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she had shown you her cock, please reply

That way she says cock

Those are hens.

is so funny

Imagine the power you would receive from a girl begging for your nudes

Coooock

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/115996574416502798/681360657261920295/Captain-Marvel-16-Shield-Hammer-Comic-Cover-1.jpg

stfu boomer

You would become God

>when you win three consecutive divorce settlements

My gf hates Belle Delphine.

@Cryrosphere

its a cock for all intents and purposes

I asked her why

She said I just do

I asked if it's cause I like Belle Delphine

belle delphine is a real qt tho

She nodded after a pause.

manual for mods

Bell delphine looks too young even for teenage boys standards

m'nigga with all honesty why do you like her

I told her I only mention Belle delphine to tease her.

Anyone who goes out of her way to look like a preteen is weird.

she looks like a 20 year old tf yo mean

Tldr: TIL gf doesn't like Belle delphine cause she thinks I like Belle delphine.

maybe its cuz i live in california where the average 13 year old has watermelons for tits, but honestly its hard to tell most women under 24 apart from 14 year olds

he pissed in it didnt he