Although in the course of my time playing ESO I married an Argonian dragonknight main

I played Argonians in Skyrim because free waterbreathing

so uh

that

kind of

um

fucks up the timeline a bit.

kek

Meridia is the best deadra change my mind

I rationalized it as "he's the chosen one, he'll sire a fucking impossible bloodline and they'll all be fucking chosen ones bite my ass and grant my wish Mara"

the fallen Magna-Ge

and so the second of the Avidian bloodline was an argonian

In Skyrim I adopt the kids of the people I killed

Figure Marcus straight achieved CHIM for that bullshit

I mean Alesia had a kid with a winged man bull son of Kyne

Well he was a son of a goddess

so

Marcus was just a dude and he married just a girl

tru

there was no divinities here

Kaiser is an elf sympathizer!

but he is the vestige

Motherfucker probably conceived his son through CHIM

I ain't gotta explain shit

could just blame in on vivec

>Almalexia did him a solid even if it was absolutely fucking degenerate

he is well versed in the ways of belly magic, as the 36 lessons put it

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Abaddon, I play a dunmer for the lightning advantage. It doesn't stop me from repenting by oppressing my fellow kind

what in fuck

LMFAO

is it called Belly Magic

Why the *FUCK WOULD BETHESDA* ***UNLOCK THAT PANDORA'S BOOOOXXXX***

besides, when I play mages in elderscrolls I make my character's have the "Blind Eyes"

the 36 lessons state he taught molag bal in the ways of "belly magic"

**TOOODDDD**

**WHAT ARE YOU DOOIIIINNNG**

*Kirkbride

**YOU NIIIIGGERRRR**

**YOU'VE UNLOCKED THE GATES OF HELL**

he also had 800 children I believe, and killed them all with "Milk Taker" aka Molag bal's penis