facebook knows when i take a shit and my phone knows what i do when i shit

he thought we would have big screens on our walls, nope, its in our hands

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it surprises me how accurate my phone is at predicting what i want to do in new places

i hope no one ever touches your phone sayemi

they might get pink eye

when i go to a hotel it suggests youtube cuz thats what i do when im at a hotel

this is the greatest talk I had on the internet

so far

oh god

RUN

FUCK

HELP

this is a shitty talk, youre a loser even on the internet

HEEEEEEEEEELp

I'm sure the army would love to bomb people when they shit, but the accuracy is not really there, it's probably that it hears your massive farts <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

BRAAAAP

im pretty sure military gps is accurate to within feet

or even inches

this is me but she's married to someone else and I'm at work

it's a few feet last I heard

What's the worst insult you've ever heard?

suck the cock of dead horses

@Windleaf rip

@Steyr "Thick" Shotgun i love you

yeah if that tiny ass phone in your pocket can accurately find your location to a foot or two why would billions of dollars of yearly research not be able to reach the same at the minimym

honestly it was a drunk australian man saying calling me a dog cunt

actually idk where i was going withthat

Niggers am I right??!??!

mah centaur nigga is here

wait

I just noticed Sayemi bullied me

😭

sayemi can be savage when he puts his mind to it

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Why they call it "Getting folded"

She*

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