Message from @Windleaf

Discord ID: 682526622481514496


2020-02-27 09:54:28 UTC  

fun fact, the gps in your phone is accurate to within a few dozen yards because satellites in orbit adjust for relativistic time dilation that slows down their clocks, without it your gps would only be accurate to with in like a few hundred yards

2020-02-27 09:54:32 UTC  

Yes sir gamma

2020-02-27 09:54:37 UTC  

Good lad

2020-02-27 09:54:50 UTC  

if velocity is greater than speed of light, you get fucked here

2020-02-27 09:55:06 UTC  

> dozen
bitch my phone knows what room in in

2020-02-27 09:55:15 UTC  

you get what i mean tho

2020-02-27 09:55:33 UTC  

the accuracy would be waaaaaay off without compensating for relativity

2020-02-27 09:55:36 UTC  

Just over 1 billion km/h

2020-02-27 09:55:36 UTC  

it suggests opening youtube in my bedroom but 20 feet away it suggests opening my toilet game when im taking a shit

2020-02-27 09:55:49 UTC  

nice

2020-02-27 09:55:59 UTC  

we live in a brave new world sayemi

2020-02-27 09:55:59 UTC  

our gps is fucking insanely accurate

2020-02-27 09:56:09 UTC  

orwell spinning in his grave

2020-02-27 09:56:17 UTC  

facebook knows when i take a shit and my phone knows what i do when i shit

2020-02-27 09:56:23 UTC  

he thought we would have big screens on our walls, nope, its in our hands

2020-02-27 09:56:51 UTC  

it surprises me how accurate my phone is at predicting what i want to do in new places

2020-02-27 09:56:55 UTC  

i hope no one ever touches your phone sayemi

2020-02-27 09:56:58 UTC  

they might get pink eye

2020-02-27 09:57:03 UTC  

when i go to a hotel it suggests youtube cuz thats what i do when im at a hotel

2020-02-27 09:57:07 UTC  

this is the greatest talk I had on the internet

2020-02-27 09:57:11 UTC  

so far

2020-02-27 09:57:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/682526649039847496/ERxTMCFX0AAjVrD.jpg

2020-02-27 09:57:18 UTC  

oh god

2020-02-27 09:57:19 UTC  

RUN

2020-02-27 09:57:20 UTC  

FUCK

2020-02-27 09:57:22 UTC  

HELP

2020-02-27 09:57:24 UTC  

this is a shitty talk, youre a loser even on the internet

2020-02-27 09:57:25 UTC  

HEEEEEEEEEELp

2020-02-27 09:57:27 UTC  

I'm sure the army would love to bomb people when they shit, but the accuracy is not really there, it's probably that it hears your massive farts <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2020-02-27 09:57:36 UTC  

BRAAAAP

2020-02-27 09:57:53 UTC  

im pretty sure military gps is accurate to within feet

2020-02-27 09:57:55 UTC  

or even inches

2020-02-27 09:58:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/682526846151295012/image0-501.jpg

2020-02-27 09:58:21 UTC  

this is me but she's married to someone else and I'm at work

2020-02-27 09:58:37 UTC  

it's a few feet last I heard

2020-02-27 09:58:50 UTC  

What's the worst insult you've ever heard?

2020-02-27 09:58:58 UTC  

suck the cock of dead horses

2020-02-27 09:58:59 UTC  
2020-02-27 09:59:09 UTC  
2020-02-27 09:59:09 UTC  

yeah if that tiny ass phone in your pocket can accurately find your location to a foot or two why would billions of dollars of yearly research not be able to reach the same at the minimym