Message from @Uksio

Discord ID: 682561918762090526


2020-02-27 12:12:15 UTC  

A mother's struggle

2020-02-27 12:13:45 UTC  

We had two white cats that nommed cucumbers too

2020-02-27 12:13:54 UTC  

And lettuce occasionally

2020-02-27 12:14:28 UTC  

i dont think thats good for cats, but as long as they were happy

2020-02-27 12:14:34 UTC  

We bought potted lettuce from a farm and our cats occasionally gnawed on it

2020-02-27 12:14:35 UTC  

the same mentality as when they eat grass i suppose

2020-02-27 12:14:58 UTC  

Probably to clean their stomach

2020-02-27 12:15:10 UTC  

yeah

2020-02-27 12:15:45 UTC  

speaking of which, my cat "cleaned his stomach" twice yesterday and turned my house in to a gas chamber essentially.

2020-02-27 12:15:47 UTC  

fun

2020-02-27 12:16:05 UTC  

she *really* loved cucumbers

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/682561586786992137/DSC01889.JPG

2020-02-27 12:16:06 UTC  

<:sarGOY:462286263622303754>

2020-02-27 12:16:20 UTC  

Like she'd chase you and meow to get a piece

2020-02-27 12:16:28 UTC  

i always thought cats were meant to hate cucumbers

2020-02-27 12:16:29 UTC  

for some reason

2020-02-27 12:16:34 UTC  

But then again she also loved eating sticky tape

2020-02-27 12:16:43 UTC  

thats some my strange addiction shit

2020-02-27 12:16:47 UTC  

Indeed

2020-02-27 12:17:09 UTC  

We had to take her to the vet twice when she ate celluloid sticky tape

2020-02-27 12:17:22 UTC  

That clear transparent one for office use

2020-02-27 12:17:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/682562053293998086/amt2FE0aKA4jVlmE.mp4

2020-02-27 12:17:57 UTC  

she thinks she's a ferret, and deserves intestinal problems as such

2020-02-27 12:18:01 UTC  

Once she gnawed on a whole roll of it, and the other time she ate it off the delivery box

2020-02-27 12:18:34 UTC  

the time has come

2020-02-27 12:18:44 UTC  

They scared of elongated green shapes appearing behind them

2020-02-27 12:18:51 UTC  

to reduce cardio-vascular diseases by 40%, aka take a nap

2020-02-27 12:19:00 UTC  

Other weird thing she'd do:
>> eat herself full
>> go lay on top of a radiator
>> projectile vomit a chunk of food onto a floor/wall

2020-02-27 12:19:33 UTC  

She was a very lovely cat though

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/682562457436422154/DSC01662.JPG

2020-02-27 12:19:43 UTC  

Affectionate and trusting like no other cat ever

2020-02-27 12:19:57 UTC  

Maybe she did think she's something else

2020-02-27 12:20:03 UTC  

Grew up with ferrets and ppl

2020-02-27 12:20:06 UTC  

Or smyh

2020-02-27 12:20:09 UTC  

You could hold her in any position on your hands and she trusted you 100%

2020-02-27 12:20:26 UTC  

she grew up with people so thought she was people

2020-02-27 12:20:36 UTC  

Also she was loyal like a doggo

2020-02-27 12:21:01 UTC  

I mean if your cat is with you from birth and no other cats it'll learn more about how to human than how to cat :p

2020-02-27 12:21:25 UTC  

It'll be a weird kitty mkay but social and nice

2020-02-27 12:21:33 UTC  

I dunno who she grew up with: she is from a moscow pet market

2020-02-27 12:21:42 UTC  

Aha!

2020-02-27 12:21:46 UTC  

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