I mean if a girl chloroforms me she'd absolutely have my attention

the real question is

why do brits only shower once a week

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I'm twice a week

their tea diet keeps them clean I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

Rain

is it because the constant, unending rain cleans most of the grime and a shower is only justified once a week?

increases during summer, cuz sweat

I shower every day

Public Service Announcement

I am gay

ok

that's gay bro

Brazil is a hot place

where even when its not hot

you end up sweating

so its better to shower more often than not

I dont think Ive gone more than one day without a shower

I've gone years sometimes; I had baths 🙂

that is a significantly homosexual statement

We dont have a bathtub

more like mac and queers

my house's bathrooms are too small for bathtubs

imma need'ja to shut that ***B***ullshit up chief

there's tubs in this apartment, but they're for stunted fuckin equatorial folk, not broad north mountain people like me

@Aneraggot GET IN THE VC YOU CARIOCA FUCK

smol tub bad

the way it worked in here before 2019 was that all throughout the year we had like 32-34 degree temperatures

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get in the damn VC

with a few days being like 30 and a few being 36-38

also no

im with other friends

this summer has been more cold than hot