Gluck zum treffen

I dont speak autist

He's expressing his burning desire to be pinned down and snu-snu'd by big brown musclenaut woman

... or wait... that might be me

That should be all of us

The musclenaut girls that is

No it's Greta blessing us with green thought

green smells more like 👀

I mean if a girl chloroforms me she'd absolutely have my attention

the real question is

why do brits only shower once a week

🤷‍♂️

I'm twice a week

their tea diet keeps them clean I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

Rain

is it because the constant, unending rain cleans most of the grime and a shower is only justified once a week?

increases during summer, cuz sweat

I shower every day

Public Service Announcement

I am gay

ok

that's gay bro

Brazil is a hot place

where even when its not hot

you end up sweating

so its better to shower more often than not

I dont think Ive gone more than one day without a shower

I've gone years sometimes; I had baths 🙂

that is a significantly homosexual statement

We dont have a bathtub

more like mac and queers

my house's bathrooms are too small for bathtubs

imma need'ja to shut that ***B***ullshit up chief

there's tubs in this apartment, but they're for stunted fuckin equatorial folk, not broad north mountain people like me

@Aneraggot GET IN THE VC YOU CARIOCA FUCK

smol tub bad