Me: jokes about incest
Chat: blocked lol, that's illegal ree, stahp
Also chat: jokes about incest

Swings open to the side on a pivot

I'm a trailblazer, a pioneer.

Day 10001: Boomer father takes his still good looking qt 3.14 wife and goes full on mad max like he did in his old VROOOOOOMER days

I'm funny before it can be considered funny.

Was originally developed for the cosmonauts (as a survival tool after landing in the wilderness)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l482T0yNkeo

But didn't win the trials, so it became a niche product on a civilian market instead

I go where no man has gone before

I'm a beta tester

No you are just beta

Perfect family

STUNNING

AND

BRAVE

Gay

Stop being bigots

FLOUR PRIDE

Traps r gay

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

To atone for your sins you now must undergo the dick-splitting procedure

That's darkness.

I don't klik on yiffs

taste the electricity

Only split-tongues are like are those on Vipers; all-natural, baby!

Okay so you can stop all traps from being a thing. But you have to sleep with a furry for the rest of your life...

I want a split tongue <:hypers:654439239055835158>

@Uksio is that real?

Yes

Split-tongue, autistic, programming trap.

@Coolitic Some people are even more dextrous with their tongues than that

@Sergei Veselov II