Ahh not smart i see.

what a shame

i was in a group

so it was fine

why specify that it's white?

🤔

i remember the colour

not the make and model

I had a dream once of almost getting run over by a car and flipping off the person in the car and saying "fuck you bitch". true story

it would be bad if you almost got run over by a car but being in a group you were fine?

svar...

being in a group meaning i had the weight of other humans behind me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYPWxymohWs

so the car stopped

lol

ohhh

we were moving as a group

also if she got hurt the others would help her

you inbred

no they would have thrown you in a shallow grave.

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i mean i dont think i wouldve died

car accidents here arent usually fatal

lol

not like it was a highway or anything

but the real question is

They still would have thrown you in a shallow grave, alive.

were you dummy thicc?

i knew a kid that got hit by a car when he was like 9

he got like a broken leg or something

that was it

kids are industructible though

i was a kid in highschool

see, it was december 25th, and I had literally one person left to buy a gift for.
got off a bus at a three-way intersection, I'd need to cross twice to get where I wanted.
first light went green, I ran across
got to the corner.
some synapse in my head failed to fire to make me check if the nest light was green
immediately began running across the next crosswalk
I'm about halfway before I realise I fucked up and have a choice to make
I can either double back, or sprint forward
I choose the latter
I see a light off to my left
again, wearing mostly black non-reflective shit
"eh, he'll see me"
[BAM]

@excursion12 (redha, richtginger) only in weird places

i was dummy thicc in my calves

and leg muscles in general

but especially the calves

makes sense

ive generally always had a spindly upper body tho

minus my abs