you inbred

no they would have thrown you in a shallow grave.

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i mean i dont think i wouldve died

car accidents here arent usually fatal

lol

not like it was a highway or anything

but the real question is

They still would have thrown you in a shallow grave, alive.

were you dummy thicc?

i knew a kid that got hit by a car when he was like 9

he got like a broken leg or something

that was it

kids are industructible though

i was a kid in highschool

see, it was december 25th, and I had literally one person left to buy a gift for.
got off a bus at a three-way intersection, I'd need to cross twice to get where I wanted.
first light went green, I ran across
got to the corner.
some synapse in my head failed to fire to make me check if the nest light was green
immediately began running across the next crosswalk
I'm about halfway before I realise I fucked up and have a choice to make
I can either double back, or sprint forward
I choose the latter
I see a light off to my left
again, wearing mostly black non-reflective shit
"eh, he'll see me"
[BAM]

@excursion12 (redha, richtginger) only in weird places

i was dummy thicc in my calves

and leg muscles in general

but especially the calves

makes sense

ive generally always had a spindly upper body tho

minus my abs

which used to be rock hard

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like a diamond

enough to do that stupid thing where you take turns punching each other in the stomach

girls having pain tests

fuckin hot

nah twasnt girls

so fisting lessons?

i didnt hang out much with girls

ahhhh makes sense now

lol

girl tanking hits from guys for fun

still hot

stfu joker

go masturbate ffs

thirsty autist

too late

what, she's aparently no worse for it