you can also trip em

*grip* *grip* CRUNCH

kick the shins

ull find its easyer then you think

Throat is easy.

Just need armstrength

cup ur hand and strike the ear

Hello

Du hast eine kleine?

strike them right in the divot at the top of the nose

it would hurt your hand but it would end the fight real quick

@Ashur Zuk'i-Rash no i dont have

Ich fick kinder . Du fick kinder? Hmmmmmmm?

If manageable, there's a spot to hit on the underside of your arms. Between the two muscles.

No, personally I just close down on the windpipe until their face goes purple then blue and revel in it.

True story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHnli6L9-mA

@Ashur Zuk'i-Rash no we dont do that here

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Hit with a single extended knuckle.

if you headbutt somone in the nose you can kill them

if you do it right

Yes

honestly just ninja strike them

Tearing motions rather than a hard press are more damaging.

If u fuck someone they might die

But today I don't have the means to fight fisticuffs. I used to be able to.

Remember . Never stick ur pp in everything and evevryone

if you convince them to engage in cock and ball torture then you can defeat them in quick order

yeah im not in shape any more too

Speically children

So a pipe or something like a stick.

well pudgy is a shape i suppose

horny children can be defeated if you leave them alone with a vacuum cleaner

and by children i mean boys aged 13-15

And beat the shit out of them.

Yes

Lol

Personally I go with a knife.

fun fact brazil nuts transmit the nut allergens into your nut

i hear it on good word from hayden christianson that children are weak to plasma swords