Message from @Uksio

Discord ID: 683613469781917715


2020-03-01 09:51:16 UTC  

i dunno bout the sauce

2020-03-01 09:51:17 UTC  

i need to see it for science

2020-03-01 09:51:22 UTC  

maybe somewhere on vees server

2020-03-01 09:51:24 UTC  

Time to slurp some snakes like noodles

2020-03-01 09:51:47 UTC  

sayemi I thought you were suppressing those suicidal thoughts

2020-03-01 09:51:54 UTC  

smh...

2020-03-01 09:52:05 UTC  

that was one bitch of a tootache uksio

2020-03-01 09:52:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/683612549484380169/Dankness_spreading.png

2020-03-01 09:52:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/683612709991743488/0115_nws_ocr-l-car-011.jpg

2020-03-01 09:53:19 UTC  

How the fuck do they get the person out of the car at that point

2020-03-01 09:53:29 UTC  

With a lift

2020-03-01 09:53:31 UTC  

Do they just crane the car down with them inside?

2020-03-01 09:53:44 UTC  

Or knock on the door and go to the second floor

2020-03-01 09:54:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/683613023822544915/woman_driver_accident.jpg

2020-03-01 09:54:21 UTC  

I’d imagine all of the doors are too fucked to be opened. It may not look like it but car accidents will sometimes pushe the frame back and you can’t open the doors at all, despite them not being hit. Happened to me once

2020-03-01 09:54:28 UTC  

i'd get the driving licence but im absolutely certain some retard wouldve killed me on my first day on the road

2020-03-01 09:54:47 UTC  

Something does not add up, I wonder what it could be

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/683613195444682859/Primed_for_an_accident.jpg

2020-03-01 09:54:52 UTC  

it's just the universe *hates* me, just *hates* me

2020-03-01 09:55:35 UTC  

Did the Facebook memes come full circle? I saw that on facebook like 5 years ago

2020-03-01 09:55:52 UTC  

yes

2020-03-01 09:55:57 UTC  

That's what memes do

2020-03-01 09:55:59 UTC  

saw that octopus shit hahahahahha retards

2020-03-01 09:56:03 UTC  

THat's why they are memes

2020-03-01 09:56:10 UTC  

Nonono

2020-03-01 09:56:16 UTC  

It is not a meme if it does not circulate

2020-03-01 09:56:17 UTC  

I mean

2020-03-01 09:56:33 UTC  

Did Facebook memes become so unfunny that they’re funny again

2020-03-01 09:56:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/683613639957151787/133879-phones-news-69-well-timed-and-accidental-phone-pictures-that-will-make-you-look-twice-image20.jpg

2020-03-01 09:56:45 UTC  

I’m seeing a resurgence of them

2020-03-01 09:57:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/683613772493226014/ur_mom_accident.jpg

2020-03-01 09:57:07 UTC  

There's Corona virus testing within 5 minutes of me, lovely

2020-03-01 09:57:26 UTC  

Was your mom a midget teletubby

2020-03-01 09:57:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/683613890864611366/1579901500255.png

2020-03-01 09:57:54 UTC  

Nigga there are 3 patients in my town and another 11+ cases in a town some 40km away

2020-03-01 09:59:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/683614303755960339/car_lift_accident.jpg

2020-03-01 09:59:44 UTC  

fuk

2020-03-01 10:00:49 UTC  

You’re practical dead walking

2020-03-01 10:00:54 UTC  

Kill your self now

2020-03-01 10:01:36 UTC  

@Uksio where

2020-03-01 10:01:49 UTC  

Göppingen