Message from @Windleaf

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2020-02-16 23:18:38 UTC  

you know this

2020-02-16 23:18:45 UTC  

what are they gonna do

2020-02-16 23:18:48 UTC  

eject me from space?

2020-02-16 23:18:54 UTC  

they'd have to get me back to Earth first to fire me

2020-02-16 23:19:04 UTC  

niggerly.. finds a way

2020-02-16 23:19:08 UTC  

at that point i'd have fuck you money as an astronaut

2020-02-16 23:19:16 UTC  

and i still went to space

2020-02-16 23:19:18 UTC  

idk

2020-02-16 23:19:28 UTC  

SPACE IS AWESOME

2020-02-16 23:19:28 UTC  

don't think a one mission paycheck will set you for life

2020-02-16 23:19:37 UTC  

have to go several times

2020-02-16 23:19:42 UTC  

OH FFS a $80 40" TV -_-

2020-02-16 23:19:43 UTC  

Do they have to like

2020-02-16 23:19:44 UTC  

have no clue what they get paid

2020-02-16 23:19:47 UTC  

FAX a pink slip to you?

2020-02-16 23:19:48 UTC  

let me check

2020-02-16 23:20:12 UTC  

`$66,000 a year. Seasoned astronauts, on the other hand, can earn upward of $144,566 a year`

2020-02-16 23:20:20 UTC  

not bad but

2020-02-16 23:20:25 UTC  

gotta work more missions

2020-02-16 23:20:48 UTC  

before you pull a Ricky Gervais

👁‍🗨👄👁‍🗨
🤏💄👈

2020-02-16 23:20:58 UTC  

@Windleaf the "seasoned" ones are the ones that know the secret of blue screen technology and know they're underwater 😉

2020-02-16 23:21:11 UTC  

during training they are ye

2020-02-16 23:21:30 UTC  

Space is hoax

2020-02-16 23:21:43 UTC  

@Windleaf they were caught mixing in like 90% fake footage with 10% real

2020-02-16 23:21:49 UTC  

The moon is made of cheese

2020-02-16 23:21:53 UTC  

and the 10% real was just in earth orbit

2020-02-16 23:22:11 UTC  

all I need is the live feed from the ISS

2020-02-16 23:22:35 UTC  

@Windleaf that's easy to do though, the quality is junk as well

2020-02-16 23:22:40 UTC  

ACTUALLY, now that i think about it, i could just SAY I was the first person in space to say "nigger" - like, if anyone did it before me, do you think they'd go "no no, actually, it was ME."

2020-02-16 23:22:42 UTC  

Brilliant

2020-02-16 23:22:50 UTC  

except I corroborated lightning strikes with the live feed

2020-02-16 23:22:53 UTC  

I know it's real

2020-02-16 23:23:04 UTC  

local and localised

2020-02-16 23:23:05 UTC  

it can be real, but they use crap cameras on purpose

2020-02-16 23:23:10 UTC  

it absolutely is

2020-02-16 23:23:21 UTC  

it's a bandwidth limitation

2020-02-16 23:23:33 UTC  

most of the bandwidth is used for scientific purposes