Message from @SimonTV

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2020-02-21 04:12:48 UTC  

Who's still at large.

2020-02-21 04:12:56 UTC  

This chat reached ninja's target age ranges of IQ

2020-02-21 04:13:10 UTC  

Which I didn't even know IQ got to single digit.

2020-02-21 04:13:18 UTC  

She *might* have been working for the KGB, and Hitler, though.

2020-02-21 04:13:22 UTC  

@SimonTV And only plasma telescopes can see to the other side of the ocean.

2020-02-21 04:13:40 UTC  

Which are banned by the genva convention.

2020-02-21 04:13:57 UTC  

(They're actually on the ice shelf in the Antarctic.)

2020-02-21 04:14:11 UTC  

But seriously, does this guy legitimately think the furthest we've gone is 400 miles?

2020-02-21 04:14:21 UTC  

I only work off existing data

2020-02-21 04:14:43 UTC  

I'm fucking dieing rn. <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2020-02-21 04:14:44 UTC  

Doesn't he realize the difference between 400 miles and 140000 miles is like.... A few tons of fuel

2020-02-21 04:15:15 UTC  

And the models appear correct...

2020-02-21 04:15:16 UTC  

And flying in a straight line isn't hard...

2020-02-21 04:15:24 UTC  

If there's no drag....

2020-02-21 04:15:32 UTC  

the amount of fuel doesnt matter

2020-02-21 04:15:33 UTC  

Which is why we should hang the drag queens....

2020-02-21 04:15:34 UTC  

*Not a straight line.*

2020-02-21 04:15:42 UTC  

you could reach 140000 miles with the same amount of fuel for 400

2020-02-21 04:15:43 UTC  

What is going on here ladz?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/680266373728829503/image0.jpg

2020-02-21 04:15:44 UTC  

because

2020-02-21 04:15:44 UTC  

you touching velocity

2020-02-21 04:15:45 UTC  

space

2020-02-21 04:15:46 UTC  

lol

2020-02-21 04:16:11 UTC  

Gotta fully escape bruv and then insert safely into lunar orbit.

2020-02-21 04:16:17 UTC  

Well, at 400 mi there's still some gravity to deal with.

2020-02-21 04:16:34 UTC  

@Bones - Simon's showed us the truth about the Apollo Moon Landing and how mankind's never left the atmosphere.

2020-02-21 04:16:36 UTC  

And get there in time to not die.

2020-02-21 04:16:43 UTC  

400 miles

2020-02-21 04:16:43 UTC  

Which is why it's not a straight line.

2020-02-21 04:16:57 UTC  

Niiiiiice

2020-02-21 04:17:12 UTC  

So just so normal niggery then

2020-02-21 04:17:15 UTC  

It's amazing how he found this while undercover.

2020-02-21 04:17:20 UTC  

No, this is heavy.

2020-02-21 04:17:25 UTC  

To be fair, the claim is not breaking the Van Allen belt.

2020-02-21 04:17:27 UTC  

This is newfound territory.

2020-02-21 04:17:32 UTC  

none of it is a straight line

2020-02-21 04:17:40 UTC  

nothing in solar system is going to be a straight line

2020-02-21 04:17:48 UTC  

because its all affected by nearby gravity wells

2020-02-21 04:17:54 UTC  

Ayup.

2020-02-21 04:18:20 UTC  

Though, in context, it's very decidedly not a straight line.