Message from @Jake the Exile

Discord ID: 680407972891197446


2020-02-21 13:36:04 UTC  

c r i n g e

2020-02-21 13:36:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/680407407805202453/showed_dick_answer_me.jpg

2020-02-21 13:36:15 UTC  

Women have souls?

2020-02-21 13:36:20 UTC  

some do

2020-02-21 13:36:23 UTC  

most don't

2020-02-21 13:36:24 UTC  

sadly

2020-02-21 13:36:25 UTC  

most important thing about woman is how submissive she is

2020-02-21 13:36:57 UTC  

Tte mosht important thing in life is hot shoup and shoft lavatory paper

2020-02-21 13:36:59 UTC  

How fertile she is

2020-02-21 13:37:01 UTC  

Submissive isn't the same as willing

2020-02-21 13:37:04 UTC  

"Ultrasonic proximity sensor"... Surprisingly user friendly, despite it's name.

2020-02-21 13:37:14 UTC  

Submissive doesn't get much done unless you're telling them to

2020-02-21 13:37:25 UTC  

But willing will do nice things for you even when you're not looking :3

2020-02-21 13:37:42 UTC  

You ladsh should shit by the fire more

2020-02-21 13:37:43 UTC  

thats soul category

2020-02-21 13:37:48 UTC  

Willing women raise children.

2020-02-21 13:37:57 UTC  

also I got to drive an original Mini Cooper

2020-02-21 13:38:13 UTC  

Well Morris Mini

2020-02-21 13:38:20 UTC  

Ok vroomer

2020-02-21 13:38:22 UTC  

Willing women put love into dinner.

2020-02-21 13:38:36 UTC  

Overly submissive women are more likely to cheat on you.

2020-02-21 13:38:41 UTC  

@Seven Proxies that's basically a dynamic and a microphone that measures the echo comming back at it

2020-02-21 13:38:44 UTC  

They literally can't say no

2020-02-21 13:38:46 UTC  

The Mini was good

2020-02-21 13:38:53 UTC  

The Mini is really good

2020-02-21 13:38:57 UTC  

yes

2020-02-21 13:38:58 UTC  

It’s 50 years old

2020-02-21 13:39:08 UTC  

And it drives better than almost anything else on the road

2020-02-21 13:39:08 UTC  

but y would u have such a gf in 1st place

2020-02-21 13:39:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/680408199861501975/gf_dick.jpg

2020-02-21 13:39:19 UTC  

I want a Mini

2020-02-21 13:39:29 UTC  

@Uksio Yeah. I just hadn't installed or calibrated one before today.

Only sensors I've worked with are optical/infra red.

2020-02-21 13:39:37 UTC  

I really want one

2020-02-21 13:39:52 UTC  

i want anything with 4 wheels and engine tbh

2020-02-21 13:39:53 UTC  

Optical can be a bitch to calibrate

2020-02-21 13:39:56 UTC  

@Uksio A girls clit is actually an undeveloped penis.

2020-02-21 13:39:58 UTC  

so i can trash it

2020-02-21 13:40:07 UTC  

Except that IR thing

2020-02-21 13:40:15 UTC  

Those just work