basically dude saying hes not infected

and nurses say hes crazy

<:smugon:512048583806025739>

I should probably get a check up to make sure I'm not... but..

*coof coof*

i got a bit o sniffle today

i was like

I *really* don't like doctor visits..

Oh no

shiet ere we go

I'm *coofing*

coofers get the weld

you're all infected

Whereas I'm like *cough* Well, shit, oh well.. it's *just a cold*.

Quick

But I am spared

As I smoke cum

Get on a plane to israel

it rids me of the plague

Like The Flood

Oh, I'm infected but my immune system is stronk.

Well, in the hypothetical where everyone is.

yeah im just majorily underslept

*The LT, the Sergeant, they were all infected!
Then they got up, and they started to talk!
Oh, their voices! Make it stop, make it stop!*
-UNSC Marine, Floodgate

gonna have to fix that

perefct sepllin 👌

I gotta go through and find a doctor covered by my insurance and yadda yadda.

It's just time I couldn't be asked for. >.>

lmao btw i got a text from my gp

telling me DON'T COME TO THE PRACTICE, CALL BEFORE

hm <:thunk:462282216467333140>

I mean.. have I been *exposed*? Almost certainly.

Am I *infected*? Probably not to be honest.

(Remember, I'm on planes *alot* - including high risk airports like SEA, LAX & SFO.)

Looks like you have the corona

Now if only you were a gay hooker

IFKR

You'd infect everyone you hate in one fell swoop

https://youtu.be/a1NzyM8TaLc