I am going to post bad kids jokes

Its lazy

there was two fish in a tank and one of the fish said do you know how to drive this thing 

BECAUSE THE FISH ARE DRIVEING THE TANK IN A WAR

https://www.latimes.com/world/middleeast/la-fg-north-korea-syria-20180227-story.html

because a smoke cloud is evidence of chem weapons

tom hanks is a big dude

not

bye

tom hanks died

I want to say no country is dumb enough to make chemical weapons

q.why did the tiger throw up on the couch 
a.he was sick

i'd have to agree with that

But there was one not long ago, and they were bombarded with cruise missiles

knock knock
who there
harry
hary who
harry potter and the treuvdsnffewrpep

FAR more likely to use chemical weapons to frame a country than to actual USE them

Tom hanks died?

BUT.. chemical weapons will always be in a detterance arsenal

"the treuvdsnffewrpep"

The fucking what?

knock knock.
whose there.
do you want me to wash your house.
no thank you.
ok.

Haha these are fucking amazing

Did dyslexia answer the door?

dicordia?

oh, Dyslexia

must be a cousin?

Syria Allah Bashar

Ah-ha Bashar

If you win stuff don’t show of or people will be jelous.

Apparently that's a joke

Autistic Jokes

who gets the autists

Kids jokes

ah

for kiddies

Made by the most powerful minds of our time

True intellectuals

where?

what is my sister and her friends.

stupid.

i would answer differently

"Walking funny, kid"

Literally just pulling them from this shitty tumblr https://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/

What did the clever cat say to the hungry dogs bothering his girlfriend?

"Liver alone. Cheese mine"

I feel betrayed