this is William Shatner. He was a good boy he dindu nuffin except bark a lot

OH SNAP THIS BITCH critiquing my monologues. What a bitch

I like the asymmetric turn signals on your hog

Doggos are cool too

trying to steal my steak. i fucking lvoe steak

I had steak last night

whats going on on teh 24th of sept in SF

wearing the sweater of shame (she got into the garbage)

The faggot festival where they fuck each other in the streets @neat

be more specificc

lol

Uhh

folsom street fair?

Yes

HEY

oh brudda

We are dog posting

i should drop some flyers the night prior

Hrmmm

give em some anti-faggot hatefacts

Might not be a bad idea

LMAO

You know they'll post it straight to social media

Me: "These faggots won't dog post."
Son: "They're your friends."
Me: "They're still faggots."
Son: "You wouldnt' call your friends faggots."
Me: "*swallows plug of chew from laughing so hard*"

my stomach hurts he has much to learn

Hahaha

Now shut up

and dog post to me

shhhhh

no words

only dogposting now

I have a new mini friend

Also Kenny breakfast burritos. Made from scratch. Very healthy.

I think my gf's dog likes me more than her, he follows me everywhere

They have smoked herring int hem

@Hand Banana Your dog is a larger version of mine.

Yeah AWG's dog is like that. But that's because I sneak her food when AWG isn't looking

Gf has tiny doggo, but I like him

I want burritos so bad now

My burritos are excellent.

He listens to me and doesn't bark