On the subway one time, I see this guy who I assumed was homeless bring two giant containers of BBQ wings on the train. He had a large container of ranch to go along with the wings, so he starts going to town dipping the wings in ranch and eating them. Pretty quickly, he dumps this entire container of ranch all over the crotch of his track pants. With a wing in his hand, he looks down at his crotch for about ten seconds like ‘well that sucks,’ then he just starts dipping the wings in his crotch ranch. I watched this happen for my whole fifteen minute ride.
