Message from @ay caramba

Discord ID: 519291664859136014


2018-11-27 09:36:58 UTC  

The 'Obamaphone' program was created in the 1980s as a small grant of 15$ to those elderly on social services towards their phone bill. Today every house on welfare is eligible for this and the price of mobile service is low enough that there are companies who can offer a service for free through this grant. As much as I hate the government this is what a proper social welfare service should look like. It produces a lot of competition between different cell phone companies to give the best plan for 15$.

2018-11-27 11:13:07 UTC  

I just started having sex with some girl after I turned her on playing mandolin in the quad. I went back with her to attempt to smoke weed again since it had always given me panic attacks for hours when I smoked it. I smoked it with her and sure enough had a panic attack and had to lay down. After a while she started feeling me and we eventually fucked but I was in a really fucked up headspace and felt taken advantage of, I didn't even ejaculate. If I was a woman, they would have told me this was rape. I started fucking her a few times after that though because I'd never been laid before.

The next morning after the first time we had sex we did it again and I came inside her. And I realized she might have gotten pregnant but she didn't. I asked her what part of her cycle she was on and I knew she couldn't get pregnant. But for a few minutes I seriously contemplated the results of my actions and knew I would keep that child. Experiencing sex with openness to life is really something else. It took some part of me away having sex with this girl that it will be hard to get back and give to a future wife. Sex is no joke.

There's a reason we have the institution of marriage. God enacted his justice upon me after this violation of the natural law by giving me up to the temptation of meth which I eventually destroyed my life with.

2018-11-29 03:49:56 UTC  

My first attempt at js```<style>
html {
background-color: #000000;
}

canvas {
color: #FFFFFF;
border: 1px solid #FFFFFF;
}
</style>
<center>
<canvas id="myCanvas" width="800" height="800"></center>
<center><button id="forwardButton" onclick="U();">Up </button>
<div></div>
<button id="leftButton" onclick="L();">Left</button><button id="rightButton" onclick="R();">Right</button>
<div></div>
<button id="downButton" onclick="D();">Down</button>
</center>
<script>
var c = document.getElementById("myCanvas");
var ctx = c.getContext("2d");
var X = 400;
var Y = 400;
var Dis = 25;
function drawLine() {
ctx.lineTo(X, Y);
ctx.stroke();
}
function U() {
Y = Y - Dis;
drawLine();
}
function L() {
X = X - Dis;
drawLine();
}
function D() {
Y = Y + Dis;
drawLine();
}
function R() {
X = X + Dis;
drawLine();
}

ctx.strokeStyle = "#FFFFFF";
L();L();D();L();L();L();L();U();U();U();U();R();R();R();U();U();U();U();U();U();U();U();L();U();U();U();R();U();R();R();D();U();R();R();D();R();D();D();D();L();D();D();D();D();D();D();D();D();R();R();R();D();D();D();D();L();L();L();L();U();L();
</script>```

2018-11-29 04:30:19 UTC  

which bitcoin does that mine

2018-11-30 08:29:20 UTC  

you're a big guy

2018-11-30 15:35:52 UTC  

@Deleted User good stuff keep'em coming

2018-11-30 16:12:01 UTC  

Thx boy

2018-12-02 19:24:14 UTC  

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2018-12-02 20:27:16 UTC  

I see @Deleted User @Deleted User collab in the cards soon

2018-12-03 23:19:40 UTC  

looking good pd

2018-12-03 23:22:00 UTC  

sorry bout your cock

2018-12-07 13:52:18 UTC  

I strongly suggest you watch these and see what you gleam from them they're very short and potentially very insightful, this guy, value select is likely on the verge of blowing up atm as he pitched a show to adult swim and it passed phase 1 of the process with flying colours. He preaches messages of uplifting yet rational positivity, videos are comedy lined with truth, the best kind so please take the time to watch these and ideally further explore his channel, thanks.
https://youtu.be/K-JKPWkrUWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU8W8dW8zBQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9GeWXpCuT4
https://youtu.be/uKG6fub9vM8

2018-12-07 14:44:59 UTC  

AYE VALUE SELECT

2018-12-07 14:45:01 UTC  

MY MAN

2018-12-07 14:46:07 UTC  

<3

2018-12-07 14:46:15 UTC  

Hi linus

2018-12-07 15:13:58 UTC  

uh no

2018-12-07 22:08:27 UTC  

"did you find you soul or did you rewatch the office again"

2018-12-07 22:23:28 UTC  

>when you see a gay kid doing that in your server and the song plays in your heead

2018-12-07 22:24:31 UTC  

the channels legend and I WROTE THAT COPYPASTA TO TELL WELT HOW GOOD IT WAS

2018-12-07 22:24:40 UTC  

AS IN ITS NOT A COPYPASTA

2018-12-07 22:24:55 UTC  

he has a disc if you wanna talk to him tho.

2018-12-07 22:25:11 UTC  

regarding the value select vids above ^

2018-12-08 06:04:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/424204149442347009/520843212290523138/image0.jpg

2018-12-08 15:58:49 UTC  

It's not a copypasta just copy pasted <:petersonscream:484337806693629952>

2018-12-08 20:07:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/424204149442347009/521055235796500491/rogercheeto.jpg

2018-12-09 04:24:40 UTC  

haha that's epic