Message from @Dirk

Discord ID: 424672286461919253


2018-03-17 19:34:35 UTC  

Blue balls and jaundice

2018-03-17 19:34:51 UTC  

A little green man am I

2018-03-17 19:47:01 UTC  

Feelsgoodman

2018-03-17 19:48:05 UTC  

last night was good

2018-03-17 19:52:44 UTC  
2018-03-17 20:11:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/424661039917826051/image.jpg

2018-03-17 20:11:23 UTC  

_you got it_

2018-03-17 20:11:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/424661081412337693/HarijukuNights.jpg

2018-03-17 20:21:12 UTC  

2018-03-17 20:45:50 UTC  

Turning down a guy for a job that shadowed my referee today AMA

2018-03-17 20:46:06 UTC  

How shit was he?

2018-03-17 20:47:21 UTC  

Moderated a minecraft server/10

2018-03-17 20:47:49 UTC  

<:ecksdee:398371739660320770>

2018-03-17 20:52:43 UTC  

shadowed your referee?

2018-03-17 20:53:34 UTC  

Yeah at me business

2018-03-17 20:54:38 UTC  

How much do you pay your ref?

2018-03-17 20:54:44 UTC  

nah i'm saying I don't know what that means. Is he the one giving you the job? What does shadowing your referree mean?

2018-03-17 20:55:27 UTC  

No he came in the other day for an interview and I had him shadow the ref today

2018-03-17 20:55:40 UTC  

Like assist my actual employee

2018-03-17 20:55:51 UTC  

ohhhh

2018-03-17 20:56:03 UTC  

Niggaz

2018-03-17 20:56:05 UTC  

In 4d

2018-03-17 20:56:08 UTC  

The experience

2018-03-17 20:59:52 UTC  

Im in the pubs bathroom

2018-03-17 21:00:16 UTC  

They got these cuck toilets that are 25% the size of a normal

2018-03-17 21:00:36 UTC  

My fat ass takes up the whole thing

2018-03-17 21:02:18 UTC  

Half the bartenders were pregnant

2018-03-17 21:02:38 UTC  

I think thats the move to dissuade people hitting on them

2018-03-17 21:06:49 UTC  

Pub owner impregnates the barmaids to stop them pissing about a work

2018-03-17 21:06:52 UTC  

Real alpha shit

2018-03-17 21:08:46 UTC  

when u sit on the toilet and the whole thing is smaller than your anus

2018-03-17 21:09:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/424675560724234240/Screenshot_20180317-140741.png

2018-03-17 21:09:09 UTC  

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2018-03-17 21:12:00 UTC  

BoomerChips posting incoherent things again

2018-03-17 21:12:19 UTC  

how old is amy?

2018-03-17 21:13:21 UTC  

47

2018-03-17 21:13:39 UTC  

stop spreading fud

2018-03-17 21:13:41 UTC  

she's 39

2018-03-17 21:14:07 UTC  

She's 52

2018-03-17 21:15:07 UTC  

Nah nah 65

2018-03-17 21:17:33 UTC  

Tfw you share the same discord server with a 74 year old