Message from @Dedenga

Discord ID: 424977148172959755


2018-03-18 14:14:09 UTC  

my AP english teacher was this stuck-up old pseudo-nu age bitch that married another teacher in the school

2018-03-18 14:14:17 UTC  

the cherry on top: he was jewish so she had to convert to judaism

2018-03-18 14:14:34 UTC  

she never shut up about it

2018-03-18 14:16:25 UTC  

Classic

2018-03-18 15:23:34 UTC  

Damn near busted a nut today at work. Served a chick who looked exactly like the goth girl from the breakfast club

2018-03-18 15:55:48 UTC  

Thicc goth tiddy

2018-03-18 16:09:24 UTC  

She was busty unfortunately

2018-03-18 16:09:30 UTC  

Need a big titty goth gf

2018-03-18 16:30:55 UTC  

Wasn't

2018-03-18 16:30:57 UTC  

Whoops

2018-03-18 16:51:05 UTC  

Imagine having a flat chest gf 🤢

2018-03-18 16:56:12 UTC  

id be fine with that

2018-03-18 16:56:20 UTC  

now imaging having a flat ass gf

2018-03-18 16:56:26 UTC  

thats a big no no

2018-03-18 16:58:48 UTC  

imagine having gf

2018-03-18 16:59:29 UTC  

yes

2018-03-18 16:59:32 UTC  

now what

2018-03-18 17:06:17 UTC  

Words to live and die by, Jowy

2018-03-18 17:06:57 UTC  

Vaginal idolatry will not be tolerated in this discord

2018-03-18 17:07:27 UTC  

women are for copulation, that is all.

2018-03-18 17:07:27 UTC  

Not idolising pussy

2018-03-18 17:07:33 UTC  

We're idolising arse

2018-03-18 17:08:02 UTC  

Shove your face in-between those cheeks and take a big whif

2018-03-18 17:25:25 UTC  

i pay women to smell me

2018-03-18 17:27:22 UTC  

Is it weird if I missed my manager

2018-03-18 17:27:30 UTC  

She's been on holiday for the last week

2018-03-18 17:27:32 UTC  

kind of

2018-03-18 17:27:41 UTC  

well depends

2018-03-18 17:27:45 UTC  

maybe not

2018-03-18 17:28:56 UTC  

I see her more than my own mother tbh

2018-03-18 17:30:02 UTC  

well yeah than its not weird

2018-03-18 17:31:09 UTC  

I think it'd be odd if I missed my other coworkers but I've seen this lady almost 5 days a week for the last 6 months

2018-03-18 17:32:42 UTC  

Also is it odd if I kinda see one of the Albanian chefs as a sort of father figure

2018-03-18 17:34:37 UTC  

where are your parents

2018-03-18 17:34:53 UTC  

why are your superiors at work replacing mum and dad

2018-03-18 17:36:00 UTC  

I don't know

2018-03-18 17:36:10 UTC  

I don't really trust my parents

2018-03-18 17:44:13 UTC  

/Our grandma/

2018-03-18 17:58:06 UTC  

when u troll the libtards epicly